Worst damage you have caused to yourself

[Blooker]

so get this right.

i was taking a bath and stuff when i was little. and my loving baby brother comes running in, naked stuff ass and all and jumps his forgeten ass in the tub. i get out quickly and run through the house, cold and forgeten naked wet and stuff. well all that aside, as i was running i miscalculated the size of my richard and it whipped around and stubbed itself on the furniture. i fell to the ground and held my richard for hours only to realize it felt pretty cool. my mom was shocked to see me, wet and naked laying on the floor touching myself.

i said to her

"cool innit"

This one time, I was at the beach chillin' and dillin' when this lil' punk ass runs over my big toe on his scoota and breaks it
That stuff was mad crunk

[Ad Bot]

[Torin0101]

When I was 5 I was playing with a grandfather clock. it fell down and cracked my loving head open, had to get stitches in my head.


itcanexplainalot

[Port]

Was playing with a friend and my bro in my bedroom. (Before you think anything perverted, don't.)

too late

[carolcat]

i tried to jump onto my parent's bed and hit the spot just below my knee on the metal frame of their bed
it cut really deeply into my skin but it didn't hurt or bleed at all

[danisaac5]

Ran into a thin metal rope holding up tennis nets, took all the skin off both my elbows, grazed my legs, nearly blinded myself (got a black eye) and got a swollen cheek

[dargereldren]

My right foot.
It's a bit too embarassing to explain lol.

It's pretty much healed now (It's still visible, just a little hard to see), but I still cringe whenever I remember that moment :/.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Sprained my ankle. That's about it.

Don't be such a baby, ribs grow back!

Sigged.

[ravencroft]

Broke 4 ribs, spine injury, and concussion all at the same time.

[Alyx Vance]

Hm.
I'd have to say when I almost cut my finger off in a steel fan thingy when I was real young. It really shredded my finger, I got lucky that it only cut the skin up and wasn't too bad.

[Tom Gunn]

i tried to jump onto my parent's bed and hit the spot just below my knee on the metal frame of their bed
it cut really deeply into my skin but it didn't hurt or bleed at all

Because you're a robot

[Kamutog]

I was six and on the trampoline with my eight-year old sister, she wanted to jump up, then land when I jump so I could go really high up.

I did that and flew off the trampoline and smashed my head into the house... I passed out.

[Redconer]

I cut myself with a knife into my left index finger deeply, hurted so much
I still have that mark on my finger for years

[IkeTheGeneric]

One time I was walking up the stairs and didn't raise my foot high enough, and I accidentally stubbed my toe and broke it.

How it broke is beyond me.

[Alyx Vance]

I cut myself with a knife into my left index finger deeply, hurted so much
I still have that mark on my finger for years

What were you doing?

[Redconer]

What were you doing?

Trying to open a carton of milk