JUST KIDDING HERE YOU GO
Tailgate (5) You fly into the wall as many planes as you can get your cartoony joystick on.
TheKid (3) You decide to walk around the infinitely long wall. Yeah, tell us how old are you when you get there.
Flamecannon (4) You start mastering your effigy in the most hardcore fashion possible, coffee included.
PurpleMetro (1/1) You try to use your electromancer powers and fry yourself again. You still haven't learned how NOT to pose your hands. RTFM, 1 retry left!
Jaxx (3) All the shark teeth do is scrape the mortar wildly.
Ceist (6/3) You get a brutally weaponized water hose and fire it off at the wall. The stream on impact erupts into a zillion microscopic droplets and moisturizes everyone within a cone of effect.
Crispy (6/5) You make a cute little robot and make him recite a number of paradoxes. The robot ends in a highly explosive system meltdown, with you being near enough to get your adrenaline pumping. You have entered rage.
BreadFish (4) You throw Ceist, Jaxx and two corpses at the wall. Then get slapped across the face.
Alyx Vance (2) You set off to get the dud nukes and blow up every microscopic bit of the wall. You manage to lift them with your reddened hands but they're too heavy to throw.
Jellyfish (1/1) You don't notice driving over PurpleMetro as he prepares his suicidal railgun attack again. Your truck is thrown up in flames. OOPS, 2 tries remain
Blazerblock (3) FAILURE that's what you get for killing people you monster
ShadowYoshi (4) You get a bomb and toss it at the wall with predictable results.
ThinkInvisible (4) You get a collider and make the wall's surface a bit easier to moisturize.
TheScout (2) FAILURE
Duhman (2) FAILURE
Randomtroll (5) You proceed to warp space around the wall.
FancyPants (2) FAILURE
ShinyArceus (4) You cause explosions on various places of the wall. Doesn't work that well when you're exhausted.
Ipquarx (1/1) You start decoding and announcing the wall's true weakness... only for your speech being dramatically cut off by you getting beaned by a flaming monster truck chassis. DOUBLE OOPS, 2 lives remaining
ERROR (6/4) You sccumulate as much active saliva as humanly possible. Then you vigorously discharge all of it into the wall, getting weird looks from everyone around you.
PowerDag (2) FAILURE
Redconer (4) FAILURE
Nonnel (5) SUCCESS. You see a future yourself, who tells you how to make a time machine.
masterockets (6) SUCCESS
HellHound (5) You derail a train straight into the wall. A train with people in it! You killed people you idiot!
Bomb Kirby (4) You throw a fireball at the wall.
Conan (4) You get a rocket-armed sentry gun and rig it to shoot the wall repeatedly.
Rainzx (3) You only manage to "rip apart" a bit of mortar.
Jarelash (6/1/2) The Decepticon pee orbital laser strike manages to hit other spaceships. And some others crash into the tall wall. Down there is a hellfire of crashing space junk and incinerator lasers. You barely survive.
Dug94 (6/6/4) You convince the Space Marines and now they are hacking the wall down in a horrifyingly exxagerated (exaggerated?) way that gets your blood pumping in awe. You have entered rage.
Sentry (1/1) Your banana bomb explodes in your face, disconnecting some wires in your neck. ERROR, 2 reconstructions left
Cuddles (2) You are a bit too late with yelling at Sentry to get a trampoline.
WALL INTEGRITY: 594,242
Lives roster:
[♥♥x] Tail- I MEAN GOJIRA DAMMIT
[♥♥x] Shell (awaiting revival, min 1)
[♥♥x] Menen
[♥♥x] Zeblote (awaiting revival, min 1)
[♥xx] PurpleMetro (awaiting revival, min 6)
[♥♥x] PowerDag (awaiting revival, min 2)
[♥♥x] ShinyArceus
[♥♥x] Legodude77 (awaiting revival, min 3)
[♥♥x] Redconer (awaiting revival, min 4)
[♥♥x] masterockets
[♥♥x] Duhman (awaiting revival, min 4)
[♥♥x] Nonnel
[♥♥x] Blazerblock (awaiting revival, min 5)
[♥♥x] Trymos (awaiting revival, min 5)
[♥♥x] Electrk (awaiting revival, min 5)
[♥♥x] TheScout (awaiting revival, min 5)
[♥♥x] Jellyfish (awaiting revival, min 6)
[♥♥x] Ipquarx (awaiting revival, min 6)
[♥♥x] Sentry (awaiting revival, min 6)
People in rage:
Flamecannon (4/5)
Alyx Vance (2/5)
Crispy (5/5)
Dug94 (5/5)
