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Redconer (5) You pack the C4s with nitroglycerin and sawdust just to be sure. It leaves a sizable blast mark.
Dug94 (4) He mows at the wall like a futuristic miner would, then decides to look this stuff up on GameFAQs and promptly vanishes.
Mariobro (6/5) The hippo drives itself as far into the wall as possible for a rocket hippo, then dies in a powerful combustion and gets your adrenaline pumping. You have endered rage.
PowerDag (1/2) You forgot to add the minus when healing one of the bricks. It spontanously widens and clocks you in the face.
Blazer (5 vs 4) SUCCESS (try not to forget anyone up this time)
Legodude77 (4) You drink coffee, eat doughnuts and earn yourself a sugar/caffiene condition.
TheScout (2 vs 4) HAHA NOPE
Duhman (1/2) Grimlock responds by kicking you at the painting. Try again y/n?
Flamecannon (4) You successfully revive the damage counter. Yay!
ShadowYoshi (6/4) Your HYDREGION delivers a colorful and damaging HYPER BEAM right at the wall, frying the god-forsaken damage counter again. Poor thing.
Bomb Kirby (6/5) You achieve maximum inertial propulsion possible in one forceful swing. After said swing, your arm's first impulse is reach for another. You have entered rage.
Alyx Vance (6/5) The wall logic-wreckingly withstands the 0,1m cannon pounding and the following blast, at the cost of weakening and starting to look worn. You kneel exhaustedly.
Gojira (2) You fail to vaporize a hole in the wall.
ThinkInvisible (3) You find a rocket-powered robotic hand. You backhand/facepalm/face-slide the wall with it.
Gsterman (1/2) You are blown up as soon as you land on Mars.
Cuddles (4) You destroy Mars, and bombard the wall with its remains and Gsterman somewhere in them.
Conan (2) You fail to get your Destructo Wand on.
#playername (4) You fix Flamecannon's damage meter to make up for wrecking it with your hose earlier.
ShinyArceus (4) You throw a colossal loving fireball at the wall, managing to restore the damage meter to its broken state.
Jaxx (1/2) You teleport inside the ground. A+ space-manipulation skills!
Jarelash (3) You grab a huge hammer and awkwardly kunk the wall with it. Thankfully it doesn't collapse upon you.
Kill All (2) You remember that walls are hard and inedible.
HellHound (1/1) You fry yourself with said laser. COMMON SENSE SUCKS, 2 tries left
Nonnel (4) FAILURE
PurpleMetro (2) Thankfully the railgunning just fizzles this time.
Shell (1/1) The impact from the punch wedges a brick above you loose. WHOOPSIE DAISEE, 1 screwup left!
Rembrandt (3) This time Nonnel just lands on the wall in a L pose.
Crispy (4 vs 6) THIS ISN'T GAME DEVELOPERS YOU NIGNOG
Zay (1/2) You earn yourself a concussion.
Randomtroll (4) You splash vodka over the wall.
Racerman (4) You throw a NES at the wall.
XBOX One (2) You fail to set such a number of lemons.
A Million Souls (6/3) You throw a XBOX 360 at the wall with all your might. It does the same damage a brick would do.
TheKid (6/4) You throw a Nokia with all the force you can add up. Unfortunately while Nokias are "indestructible", they're rather light. It just flies away after hitting the wall.
Dre5567 (1/1) Sean Connery proceeds to forget you up. A++ PERFORMANCE, 2 tries remain
Bass+Megaman (1/1) You accidentally earthquake yourself. GROSS, 2 earthquakings lefting
BreadFish (6/5) The wall sustains a hardcore lot of continuous T-Rex rounds.
Hotspot (3) You spawn a ... tiny MOAB near the wall.
GlaDOS (5) You lambast the wall and its kin, earning yourself weird looks from people.
WALL INTEGRITY: 402,157
Veteran morons:
[♥♥x] Gojira
[♥xx] Shell (awaiting revival, min 6)
[♥♥x] Menen
[♥♥x] Zeblote (awaiting revival, min 1)
[♥xx] PurpleMetro
[♥♥x] PowerDag
[♥♥x] ShinyArceus
[♥♥x] Legodude77
[♥♥x] Redconer
[♥♥x] masterockets
[♥♥x] Duhman
[♥♥x] Nonnel
[♥♥x] Blazer
[♥♥x] Trymos (awaiting revival, min 3)
[♥♥x] Electrk (awaiting revival, min 3)
[♥♥x] TheScout (awaiting revival, min 3)
[♥♥x] Jellyfish (awaiting revival, min 4)
[♥♥x] Ipquarx (awaiting revival, min 4)
[♥♥x] Sentry (awaiting revival, min 4)
[♥♥x] Crispy (awaiting revival, min 5)
[♥♥x] Hellhound (awaiting revival, min 6)
[♥♥x] Dre5567 (awaiting revival, min 6)
[♥♥x] Bass+Megaman (awaiting revival, min 6)
Angry mofos:
Flamecannon (2/5)
Dug94 (3/5)
BreadFish (4/5)
Mariobro (5/5)
Bomb Kirby (5/5)
