> I was only 9 years old
> I loved shreak so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
> I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is Love" I say. "Shrek is life"
> Dad hears me and calls me a friend
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to shreak
> I call him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to sleep
> I'm crying, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and it's really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> It's shrek.
> I am so happy
> He whispers in my ear, "this is my swamp"
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for shrek
> He penetrates my back door
> It hurts so much but I do it for shreak
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks at him straight in the eye and says "It's all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves through the window
> Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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