Author Topic: The Adventures of Blockhead  (Read 5881 times)

The dead kid.
Use the dead kid.
You find a knife on the dead kids' corpse.

Now that you're armed with a much deadlier weapon, what place of the school will you hit next? Or should you escape?

Go stab the forget out of the gym teacher

Go stab the forget out of the gym teacher
COP!

JAIL

Your sentence is over and you have lost all of your weapons.
What do?

Go get food, its been a while.

Go get food, its been a while.
During your sentence in jail, you were already fed.
However, that crap was disgusting and the toilets make you squat down to pee.

Yup, that was the crap you had to eat.
You're also broke, so if you wanted food, you'd either need to rob someone or find the corpse you hid. Or... something else you can come up with...
WHAT DO?

Become male Prostitute for money.

Become male Prostitute for money.
You become a Prostitute and set up.

...

After three hours of starving, you're ready to give up and go rob someone until.

lovey Bitch Alert!

You sit stunned in your chair as she walks over to you.

She tells you "I'll give you high pay, but I want it HARD! And at the pond!"

Yes or No?

Yes. Take her to the pond, forget her, then drown her and steal her stuff.

Yes. Take her to the pond, forget her, then drown her and steal her stuff.
You do exactly that.



Success! You gained 65,000 dollars!
WHAT DO?
I will not be doing any more of these until tomorrow, sorry!

For someone who was mad when people came along and trashed their own adventure thread, you sure know how to show people how to do one!
Lol that's because this is BL and not classified as anything near loveual stuff.
Gmod is a different story.

Buy a doge transforming spell, then go around and hump fire hydrants.

Run up to another chick, kiss her, then bitchslap her and steal her wallet while she is lost in confusion.