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Update now or later?

Now!
4 (100%)
Later!
0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 4

Author Topic: The Game Developers - Nonnel Wins!  (Read 5934 times)

I am no longer telling you how many players we gained, lost, got disgusted or the total count.
Time to make it secret.
I'm also adding a function to where you can get fired. That way if you keep landing bad numbers, you get fired and you are barred from doing anything for a certain amount of rolls.
If you hit a 1, you're immediately fired.
Rolling again.

MAIN EVENT:
(7); The game has no name and players begin to request one. Nothing real happens.
BONUS: If you suggest to name the game and you are chosen (by dice), you gain immunity from being fired for three rolls. (Put it under your action)
I add space travel support.
(15); Players seem to enjoy it, however it's very difficult to use.
> Turn all playermodels into robot girls* because why not
(6); We are consistently flamed by users, calling us "Sci-Fi Geeks". It is removed and you are at risk of being fired.
-- create massive PVP arena for the anime-faced robot women, and make the caramelldansen singing into a singing system where players can upload songs for their robot anime women to sing
(1); Players rant and scream. The ear rape is unbearable. We are sued five times.  You are fired.
( We are getting some serious bad luck... )
I add the buildable vehicle with full customization.
(16); People are building vehicles left and right. They praise us (all except Charles).

bribe people in high places to offer me my job back

am i the only one who holds a minor pet peeve for bright barely readable fonts

> Revert CharlesSpeaking's addition, rework the melee weapon system, throw in some electro music
« Last Edit: May 15, 2013, 02:08:05 PM by Cybertails1998 »

I add new parts designed specifically for spacecraft and tweak space travel so it is easier, but more realistic

tell my lawyer to do good

I name the game "Block and Land Awesome Game Great Job"


You skipped mine
Didn't realize. I'll put you in next time.

escape jail, kidnap, murder, and dress like one of the workers

Add a Speedkart course.

take the identity of 'cheryl packins'

create a new massive pvp arena, stating that "charles didn't do it right"

I add the f-14, f-18, f-22, f-35, mig-15, mig-16, mig-18, and the mig-25 in one big plane mod.

i add "very greatly awesomely amazingly amazing vehicle physics"
« Last Edit: May 15, 2013, 09:32:46 PM by Renekar »

Create a mod manager.

Here we go...

MAIN EVENT:
(23); Nintendo uses Mario characters to sponsor this game!
No one joins, however the rate of players joining is multiplied for two turns!
You skipped mine
(7); People sure don't care about Scythes.
> Revert CharlesSpeaking's addition, rework the melee weapon system, throw in some electro music
(7); People still don't care.
I add new parts designed specifically for spacecraft and tweak space travel so it is easier, but more realistic
(8); Well, that's what you THOUGHT you did. Instead you jacked with the master server and caused players to hate you and become disgusted. You are at risk of being fired.
I name the game "Block and Land Awesome Game Great Job"
(1); The name is ruled out entirely and the staff begins to hate you. (Nothing real happens)
Add a Speedkart course.
(CNR) ERROR: Add-On "Speedkart" does not exist!
You're hired, however this never happened.
I add the f-14, f-18, f-22, f-35, mig-15, mig-16, mig-18, and the mig-25 in one big plane mod.
(9); Players aren't excited too much. They still enjoy it, though.
i add "very greatly awesomely amazingly amazing vehicle physics"
(7); You up the graphics by doing absolutely nothing. Good job.
Create a mod manager.
(2); What is wrong with you?! There was backdoor coding in that!