Explaining time!
Entertain them with a good old fashioned Blockland seizure.
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Ask them where the nearest computer is located.
Iloveparsnips Hi, umm. Do you know where the PC is?
Son We don't have one.
Iloveparsnips What?! How?!
Son -shrug- We got robbed a week ago.
door slam
teenage gurl's voise
??? I'm home!
Mother Ooh, there she is. Hold on for a second.
she leaves the room
Tell them you're- or was- a vurtual building toy, and need to get back to a computer!
The fact that you're in this house might mean one of the people here have a blockland account!
Iloveparsnips Look, guys. I'm from this game called Blockland. I need to get back to a computer so I can get back in my game!
Daughter Silly lego person! You can't go in games!
Son Stace is right, little guy. You can't go into games via the screen.
Iloveparsnips You don't understand! I can! I always have!
Son Well, okay then. We don't have a computer. So I guess you can't get back to Blockland for a few days, or weeks, I guess.
Iloveparsnips This is insane! Don't you know what the game Blockland is?
Daughter What does Blockland look like, lego person?
Iloveparsnips Er- Blocks and lego-ish things.
Daughter Well, I play Roblox and I don't think Blockland is Roblox!
Iloveparsnips This is terrifying. I need to get back! I don't need to be here- I don't
want to be here! Some lotion cleaner thing just shot me into the wall!
Son Oh, yeah. Jeremy gave it to us.
Iloveparsnips That thing is a monster! Why?!
Son He's silly.
Explain to them who you are
Iloveparsnips My name is Iloveparsnips. Do you think you could get me to a place with a computer?
Daughter Iloveparsnips?! That's a funny name, lego person! Want a parsnip?
Iloveparsnips Sure, I could use one to get my mind off things.
she leaves the room
Son I'm not sure if I can. Does the computer have to have Blockland in it?
Iloveparsnips Yes! It does!
Son Can't help you there, Pars. Mind if I call you Pars?
Iloveparsnips Not at all.
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