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[Shyguy :D]

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[Renekar]

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture
It's the return of the, "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said, nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
Feminist women love Eminem
Chigga chigga chigga, "Slim shady, I'm sick of him

Look at him, walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on T.V. and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss"
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the discovery channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals", well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
Well I do, so forget him and forget you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
stuff, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

You little bitch, put me on blast on M.T.V
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a forget like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin' you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just stuff it
Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums

It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a slim shady lurkin'
He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a forget!"
With his windows down and his system up

So, will the real shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

'Coz I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady
All you other slim shadys are just imitating
So won't The Real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Cargøn]

yo yo yo
stop copy pastin'
you look like  duck
forget me i cant rhyme

[TheKid]

you are crispy
and you are a pisspee

[Anti-Block]

the kid's a skid
trying to diddle on his fiddle
so he can peddle his petal
along the rail metal

[Jairo]

you think you ball? well I palm it
I toss up bombs when I vomit
throw down in the kitchen
might hit your mom with my omelete
cus you got egg on your face
now watch me drop an atomic
I should strapped to the chest of a kamikaze
bitch I'm as batstuff as ozzy
it's obvious, you can tell right off the bat
no pun intended, but come any closer and I'll bite off your head

[grunterdb1951]

Yo nyigguh, what it do?

You come on up, spouting stuff out at me, acting you so tough you can punch in trees.
I come to yo house at night, take yo tv, break it over my knee, sell all yo kiddy pixar dvds.
You ain't nothin', and yo mamas vagina smell a onion.
Oh wait, who's that? It's Shrek, he says he wants princess fiona back!

[SlayerZ99]

My man jairo up here
got nothing to fear
hes the best of the best mayne
too much time on his hands man
man he keeps it so fly
while kisler is getting so high
getting ready below
my raps bout to explode
but thats to dangerous
and you gotta play safe with us
man Im all out of rhymes

what am I saying

[Amerax]

Oh my god
Your mom is a whore
yo yo yo
I eat icecream like I eat pusillanimous individual
word

[SlayerZ99]

Man whatcha trying to do
do you even rhyme?
step up on my level
I bring the real heat
going to start busting these beats
Ive got no time
to deal with your silly as rhymes
why dont you just take a seat
come back when you can handle this meat (couldnt use heat or beat) :C

[John Freeman]

Your name is slayer but you aint no player
Mine is John so I guess its on
Youd bring the heat if you weren't beat

Aint nobody got time for that

(I cant rap for stuff)

[Kniaz]

John Freeman,
What's that?
You're living in a shadow,
Of someone whose more awesome,
And they're pretty loving hallowed.
Your avatar is piss weak,
My cat is so much better.
And if I ground you up,
Little boys would sleep much better.

BAYUM.

[John Freeman]

brother brother brother brother
IM 25205% brother

I love you

[Nonnel]

I got a grey kitty, white one, and a tabby too
And a big orange guy who put snakes in my shoes.
Mad MC skills, leave ya struck,
and I roll with ma kitties, I'm as hard as forget
I'm down with Plato and Socrates
And I like to get busy with all the ladies.
Uh somethin something some something
uh huh, yeah up in my shed
up in my shed.

-Bubbles