Author Topic: My turtle just competed in the local turtle races... (Read 1225 times)

Chewy · May 19, 2013, 11:05:37 PM

...and he smashed the competition!
Straight funkled those tangled turts' and tortoises! He won a t-shirt and a Dukes of Hazzard RC car!
All hail to the king turtle! This little bastard is going to win every race this summer!

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TheKid · May 19, 2013, 11:08:19 PM

congrats!

Flamecannon · May 19, 2013, 11:10:06 PM

I dormed with a turtle once

he was senile

Chewy · May 19, 2013, 11:14:18 PM

Quote from: Flamecannon on May 19, 2013, 11:10:06 PM

I dormed with a turtle once

he was senile

A while back, right after I obtained the little stuff head,
my mum was fondling my turtle,
and he obtained a huge erection.
So, at least his richard works... riggghhhhtttt???

Menen · May 19, 2013, 11:28:21 PM

Quote from: Chewy on May 19, 2013, 11:14:18 PM

A while back, right after I obtained the little stuff head,
my mum was fondling my turtle,
and he obtained a huge erection.
So, at least his richard works... riggghhhhtttt???

Breed your Race Turtle. Create a race of super turtles.

Wheatley · May 19, 2013, 11:29:53 PM

If it's a turtle race shouldn't the winner be the one that sits still the most?

Chewy · May 19, 2013, 11:35:27 PM

Quote from: Menen on May 19, 2013, 11:28:21 PM

Breed your Race Turtle. Create a race of super turtles.

He tried biting a competitor,
so I'd have to construct some type of turtle muzzle before he bones down on a female,
or he'd rip into her turtle jugulars and then smash on her dead turtle cooch.