Stranger: Hello, I'm your mind giving you someone to talk to.
You: Oh hey subconscious.
Stranger: Hello.
You: How is it up there in that thick skull of mine?
Stranger: If I smile and don't believe
Stranger: soon I know I'll wake from this dream.
You: Cool.
Stranger: Don't try to fix me, I'm not broken.
You: Hey did you find where I hid that pot last week?
Stranger: Hello, I'm the lie living for you so you can hide.
You: I have it hidden up there, but my conscious mind can't remember?
Stranger: Don't cry.
You: So I can hide my pot?
You: Cool dude, thanks.
Stranger: Suddenly I know I'm not sleeping.
Stranger: Hello, I'm still here.
You: Dude, we're, like, alllllway's sleeping man.
Stranger: All that's left of yesterday.
Stranger has disconnected.