Stranger: Hi asl?You: heyyYou: F 16You: Want pics?Stranger: Yeah if you don't mindYou: http://imgur.com/gallery/uYlV5Stranger: That was good
Link holy forget man that's too far to be funnyhttp://logs.omegle.com/8902a37
which one? The first one or second one?
it gives me cancer
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!You: Robot or Pirate?Stranger: Robot.Stranger: Because I'm heartless.You: Good for you?You: Pirates can be cruel and heartless, too.Stranger: Well, pirates have actual beating hearts.Stranger: I just have a hollow, metal rib cage.You: Well, I personally would be a pirate, obviously since I have a beating heart, but also because they're much more adventurous and free-willed.Stranger: Hm.Stranger: I see your reasoning.Stranger: And this is going to sound so, so terribly whiny and pathetic.You: Well, what is it?Stranger: So I apologize in advance for the dramatic angst I'm about to push onto you.Stranger: There are some moments where I'd much rather be a robot because I'd like to temporarily forget that I have a heart.Stranger: Where I'd love to pretend I'm heartless and metal, because that's a great way to be numb.Stranger: Okay, and now I'm done ranting. Sorry for that.You: Yeah, hope you feel better.Stranger: Don't worry about me, honestly.Stranger: Now are we going to have a normal conversation, or are you already sick of me?You: No, I'm not!You: I was just thinking you might have to leave.Stranger: Nah. I'm lonely, and none of my friends are available to put up with me.Stranger: So I'm roaming Omegle in search of some sort of enlightenment or intellectual stimulation.You: Well, I'm sure you'll have trouble with people on Omegle, they are mostly people who are desperate for a boy/girlfriend.Stranger: Actually, I think most people on Omegle are just desperate for loveual stimulation.You: That's probably true.Stranger: I'm not sure most people here are concerned with actually finding a meaningful, deep relationship.Stranger: At least they won't be able to initiate one with me.You: It doesn't seem like many people are trying to be committed to another person.Stranger: Not on this site, no.Stranger: And even if they are.. Relationships are really loving messy.You: Yeah, they are if it's like someone you barely know.You: If you're lucky to have an early friend to grow up with, you might just score easier.You: Not saying I do...Stranger: Hm. So you're saying that things get messy when you barely know the person?You: More likely to, because you don't know the person for very long before actually trying to date/get close.Stranger: I'd actually argue that things get messy when you do know the person very well.Stranger: You can't be close without conflict. The closer you get, the more conflict.Stranger: I mean, I sure wish I had a childhood friend that I had some fairy tale love stuff with, but.You: The thing about marriage, though, is you have to try to keep your relationship going by solving arguments or problems.Stranger: Not just marriage, too.Stranger: With relationships in general. You work through the bad because the good is worth it.You: Yes, indeed.You: I have friend troubles like that all the time, so I just leave them alone for some days if they get too angry, then they are back to being placate.Stranger: Makes sense. Let things cool down for a bit before resolving them. Or not resolving them, depending on the dynamic of the friendship.You: There can always be a solution to a problem, unless it's long term or something someone holds truly dear.Stranger: True.. to an extent. Things get complicated and muddled and tangled.Stranger: Sometimes the solution no longer becomes worth it, and it seems more beneficial to sever all of the knots.You: If you are not made to be with the other person or friends with, well, a friend, then sometimes you just gotta let go.Stranger: Exactly.Stranger: And it sucks.Stranger: But life goes on.You: But you can't give up too easily, unless you want other people to give you up easily.Stranger: Oftentimes, though, when you're the one fighting too hard, and there's an imbalance, you have to let go.Stranger: When the other person clearly does not give as much of a forget as you do.Stranger: Sorry if I'm being spiteful. Bad day.You: No worries, I've had my share of them.You: Same with a friend I share a lot with but still argue with a lot...Stranger: Are you the one who gives more of a forget?You: I'm the person who goes with the flow, actually.You: My friend is the one who might get upset with me.Stranger: Ah. I tend to do that, go with the flow in friendships.Stranger: People don't usually get mad at me because they say there's no reason to. I'm no walk in the park, but.You: It's hard for me to get mad at people, unless they do something that would seriously hurt, physically or mentally.Stranger: Amen. And people don't usually treat me that way, so.Stranger: I'm sorry. I'm in a really stuffty mood right now and just don't feel up to discussing hypothetical dynamics of friendships. Don't take it personally.Stranger: If you want to disconnect, feel free to.You: Not at all, I won't.You: But I have to go, actually.You: School work's starting to attack me, waves of essays, etc.Stranger: No worries. I hope your life is swell and continues to be.You: But I'll be sure to remember you and hope for you the ebst.You: best*Stranger: Thanks. I damn hope so to.Stranger: And for you.Stranger: Good luck with everything school-related.Stranger: Kick ass with those essays.You: Lol, thanks.Stranger: Au revoir.You: So long.Stranger has disconnected.