It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
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