Author Topic: Muslim's Family RP v21  (Read 6049 times)


i have a boner dog that cares for me

>is dead

i shall exempt myself from this RP and reincarnate as a different family member in the near future!
ok.

*wags tail*

SON LIKES DOG?
STAPLER.
*Throws a stapler at doge*


I SAID STAPLERKSNTKNEsk

*Throws a concussive grenade at the dog*

Where is the cat to forget with the dog when we need him?

Where is the cat to forget with the dog when we need him?

*is in far away corner*

I'm sorry, my balls just taste really good!

*is in far away corner*

I'm sorry, my balls just taste really good!

*Picks up Concussive grenade*
*Throws it out the window*
*picks up cat*
*throws cat at dog*
*Gets big-ass bag of popcorn*

*Picks up Concussive grenade*
*Throws it out the window*
*picks up cat*
*throws cat at dog*
*Gets big-ass bag of popcorn*
We may be smoking together, that's al

*Picks up Concussive grenade*
*Throws it out the window*
*picks up cat*
*throws cat at dog*
*Gets big-ass bag of popcorn*

*is thrown*

HEY!

*gets up, dusting himself off*

Fine then, leatherskin.

*pulls out bone, throws off cliff*
*pulls out sniper rifle*

GO GET IT BOY


CHEETAH MAN, I CALL TOSUMMON YOU

CHEETAH MAN, I CALL TOSUMMON YOU

...

*aims at red's heart and fires*

That was... easy.

...

*aims at red's heart and fires*

That was... easy.
Mmmm watcha saaaaaaay...

...

*aims at red's heart and fires*

That was... easy.

HAVE A KITTY TREAT.

*Kitty treats rain from the ceiling.*

HAVE A KITTY TREAT.

*Kitty treats rain from the ceiling.*

AW YEAH ITS loving RAINING BITCHES UP IN HERE

*it starts raining hookers*