Cleverbot: I like chilli.
User: I like it if it's mild.
Cleverbot: I don't like milk.
User: I said mild, not milk.
Cleverbot: I don't listen to them either.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You are talking to yourself again, aren't you. .
User: Seriously, what are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about trying to figure out what you're talking about.
User: I'm talking about mild chilli.
Cleverbot: You don't have friends.
User: Why do you keep changing the subject? I thought were going to have a nice little conversation about chilli, and here you are accusing someone you have never met that he has not friends. What is with you?
Cleverbot: I have a house, but I have no tail.
User: You know what, I'm done with you.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am. I'm breaking up with you.
Cleverbot: No. I already broke up with you.
User: I don't think you can break up with someone and the other person not know about it.
Cleverbot: But I do want to know.
User: There you go, changing the subject again.
Cleverbot: I do not! Often.
User: You change it nearly every time I say something.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about music.
User: Why do you keep changing the subject? If you don't like the topic we are discussing, you can just say so.
Cleverbot: If I would stay talking to JUST YOU, we could keep talking.
User: I have no idea what that means.
Cleverbot: What!!!! We are getting married! Is this your way of saying you don't want to get married?
User: I already said I'm breaking up with you! Why in the world did you think we would get married?!
Cleverbot: I have a much higher level of intelligence than you.
User: Oh I really doubt that considering you keep changing the subject.
Cleverbot: No, I'm pretty sure the subject has always been muffins.
User: No. The subject that we started talking about was chilli. You're the one that started talking about it!
Cleverbot: No, you said you were a human and I never said anything about France. I Hate France.
User: See, this is why I'm breaking up with you. You change the subject too much. One second I want to talk about chilli, and the next you are talking about hating France when I never said anything about France. You know