Me:
When do i die
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
Deathclock?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No problem.
Me:
WAAAAAAAAA
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
oh stuff im dead