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<Otis|> So while I washing my dad's legs and fete in the bathtub he started making these weird moaning noises.
<Otis|> feet*
<Nicole> that is disgusting shut up
<@Snowflake> go on.
<Otis|> Well that's it
<Otis|> I finished up, washed his back, washed my hands off, and left
<Otis|> Nicole, want to know something about me?
<Nicole> no
<Otis|> SO anyway, I've been washing my dad in the bath for as longas I can remember
<Nicole> that is disgusting
<Matt> tl;dr
<Otis|> How so Nicole?
<Nicole> let him wash himself
<%Tekki> what if he cant?
<Otis|> He has had bad arthritis for a long time and can't bend.
<Otis|> You stupid cunt
<%Tekki> be more considerate nikki
<Nicole> that's your dad, that is gross
<Otis|> Anyway, he doesn't usually make weird noises while I do it so I was like uhhhhhh
<Nicole> why cant your mom or a doctor wash him
<Otis|> I don't have a doctor in my house
<Otis|> And my mom is a bitch
<%Tekki> i was just watching
<%Tekki> a youtube video
<%Tekki> for about 40 seconds
<%Tekki> before i realise it wasnt even [playing
<Otis|> Then you came
<%Tekki> and the sound was coming off another video
<%Tekki> :S:S:S:S
<Otis|> oh
<%Tekki> I WAS JUST STARING AT IT FOR 40 SECONDS
<%Tekki> thinking this is a bit boring
<Otis|> Did it suck when you played it?
<%Tekki> no
<Otis|> Nicole is afraid of nudity'
<Nicole> no im not
<Nicole> i just think its gross to bathe your naked parents
<@Snowflake> you bathe your kid
<@Snowflake> dont you
<Otis|> OMG
<Otis|> child enthusiast
<Nicole> ITS A KID
<Otis|> Oh wait, that's me
<Otis|> And a young child can't wash himself yet
<Otis|> My dad has trouble washing himself
<Otis|> There is no reason to think it's gross unless you're a prude who is uncomfortable around nudity(except for love with your bf)
<Nicole> I dont have a problem with nudity, I just think it's gross to bathe your naked parents
<Nicole> somebody else should do that
<Otis|> Why?
<Nicole> that's your dad
<Otis|> So?
<Nicole> do you really want to see him naked
<Otis|> I don't ask to see him naked, but I don't care if I do.
<Otis|> It's just a snake.
<Otis|> I have one too.
<Nicole> do you clean that too?
<Otis|> No
<Otis|> He can reach that
<Nicole> what if he couldn't, then would you
<Otis|> Probably
<Nicole> that's gross
<@Snowflake> nicky
<@Snowflake> wash my snake
<+Pink> It's funny
<@Snowflake> or elle
<@Snowflake> wash my snake
<@Snowflake> i cant reach it.
<Nicole> wash your own snake
<Otis|> I don't see any reason to be disgusted by it.
<@Snowflake> i cant reach it. :(
<Nicole> omg
<Nicole> this is giving me a headache
<Otis|> Don't use the Lord's name in vein.
<@Zarode> yeah, stop saying my name
<Otis|> Nicole, guess what.
<+Pink> Nudity is normal
<Otis|> I like children
<Otis|> In a special way
<Nicole> you probably do
<Otis|> Only girls though
<Otis|> You're gonna share lots of pictures of your kid right?
<Nicole> not with you
<Otis|> Awww
<Otis|> I'd share mine.
<Otis|> Don't be so mean.
<@Zael|sick> can i name the kid
<SamuraiSilhouette> Zael Jr.
<Nicole> you can help
<Nicole> the first initial is J
<SamuraiSilhouette> the forget you going to let someone else help you name your kid?
<Nicole> Help me think of J names...
<SamuraiSilhouette> why don't you ask... you know, your boyfriend?
<@Zael|sick> she can't talk to him
<Nicole> He isn't here
<@Zael|sick> he doesnt' even know she's preg >_>
<Nicole> we already decided before though that it would be a J name
<@Snowflake> so wait
<@Snowflake> hes gonna come back
<@Snowflake> and youre gonna be like
<@Snowflake> SURPRISE
<@Snowflake> YOURE A FATHER
<@Snowflake> ^_^
<Nicole> maybe
<Nicole> he might know, if the army told him, and there is a small chance he could get leave to be here for the birth
<@Zael|sick> you should name your kid Saber
<@Zael|sick> screw the J
<Nicole> but otherwise he doesnt know
<@Zael|sick> Saber is the best name ever
<Nicole> its not even a name
<Nicole> its a super weak weapon in PSU
<Otis|> Had to put my dad's socks on for him
<Otis|> Is that disgusting too?
<@Zael|sick> NO
<@Snowflake> and an awesome name.
What is the boss in the mission "Grove of Fanatics"?
<@Snowflake> adahna degahna
<+Pink> Nicole
<@Snowflake> im naming my kid zephyr
<%Tekki> same
<+Pink> HOWSABOUT JIGABOO LOLOL
<%Tekki> hi tekki
<@Snowflake> forget what you all say
<%Tekki> hi tekershee
<Thanatos> Name your child Baka.
<@Zael|sick> if i have 2 kids and they're girls, i'm naming them Kylie and Erin
<@Snowflake> no matter what my kid is
<Neonian> what's a good place to level crossbow shots?
<@Snowflake> if i have one
<@Snowflake> and it will only be one
<@Snowflake> she/he is being named zephyr
<Emma-0> WHAT
<@Snowflake> maybe koryu if its a girl
<@Snowflake> and ill make her middle name hakka
<Emma-0> if I have a child
<Emma-0> it's going to drown
<SamuraiSilhouette> Hey Nicole... you're not going to the PSU forums as ask off topic what to name your kid are you?
<Otis|> noooo
<Emma-0> LOL SamuraiSilhouette
<@Snowflake> rofl
<Otis|> \
<Nicole> ...no
<Scout> If I have 2 kids and they're girls, I'm naming them Francis, and Malalimban
<Otis|> Yes
<Otis|> If I have two kids and they're girls
<Otis|> They're in trouble
<Emma-0> If I have a child I'll name it Zael, then throw the damn thing overseas.
<Nicole> NOBODY HERE IS NAMING MY KID, but I dont have a set J name yet and I thought maybe one of you knew a good one, jeez
<Nicole> I dont mean by help that you can name my kid
<%Tekki> Jeez sounds good.
<%Tekki> Come along Jeez.
<@Snowflake> i told you a good one
<Nicole> I'm naming my kid
<SamuraiSilhouette> Jizz
<@Zarode> Jughead
<Emma-0> How about Jesus
<Nicole> IM NAMING MY KID
<%Tekki> Jared.
<Otis|> jeremiah
<@Snowflake> Jayrod
<@Bahn> you should name your kid
<Emma-0> Jimbo
<%Tekki> Jemen.
<@Snowflake> hes gonna be black anyway.
<@Bahn> Jerks!
<Emma-0> Name him Jamal
<@Bahn> oh snap
<@Bahn> OH
<@Bahn> I GOT AN IDEA
<Emma-0> and dip him in shoe polish right after the womb
<@Bahn> name him Jesus
<Emma-0> <Emma-0> How about Jesus
