Author Topic: May Birthdays  (Read 1727 times)

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Pfft, Sentry made a forum account on my birthday and the time he made the account is near the time when I went out of my mom

June 12th is my birthday








...brb national socialists at my door

with all these birthdays in may i think it's important to recognize the superiority of this month over all the others, it being the coolest month to be born in.
and so let us birth'd in may rejoice and separate ourselves from the others that were as unfortunate enough as to not have been born during these glorious 31 days.
May 29: .:FancyPants:.,

BIAS


June is unarguably the best month to be born in. When you're a kid your birthday is right before summer break so you can have 3 months of no school to take advantage of your presents. June is the furthest possible from Christmas ensuring your parents won't try a 2for1 deal and skimp out on the birthday. The most decorated war hero ever was born in June and also on my birthday(June 20th). In my educated opinion May is for little friends who like flowers and being inferior to June.



BIAS
but also based on factual evidence because a lot of cool people were born in may and therefore the month is cool

but also based on factual evidence because a lot of cool people were born in may and therefore the month is cool

Chuck Norris, James Earl Ray, Osama Bin Laden and Carrie Underwood were born in March.
Oh, and me too. That's got to carry some weight.

i do not have a birthday in may but i do have the same birthday as James hetfield

also my friends birthday is on thanksgiving this year