Mormons Came to the Door Today

[Cybersix]

Today was first time I've ever had Mormons come to door, and they seemed nice. I didn't have the heart to tell them that I'm not interested to change my beliefs, and now I have a meeting with them on Saturday.

I originally thought about doing this, but my conscious got the better of me.

[Ad Bot]

[Choi]

Reminds me of that South Park episode about Mormons

[Mr.jacksaunt]

Ouch

[Frontrox]

I'm glad you were nice to them, but next time just say no.

[Cybersix]

It's not like they're bad or annoying (at least to me), I just believe any religion made by man is bollocks.

[Lego lad]

That guy in the video went a little too far IMO
inb4religionwar

[AlsoSulfate]

sorry for your loss OP

friendly reminder that you are never going to get the hours of your life back spent at the meeting. think of all the things you could have done instead.

[BlueCacti]

Cybersix if you become a mormon i will disown you and make you put your body on the street for money

[Mikoyan]

The hell OP?

[Cybersix]

become a mormon

Hell no

[Mikoyan]

Hell no

Why did you say yes to their stupid meeting stuff?

[Cybersix]

Why did you say yes to their stupid meeting stuff?

I didn't say yes, they said they'll be coming back around on Saturday. I can't help it if I can't say no :c

[Cargøn]

I didn't say yes, they said they'll be coming back around on Saturday. I can't help it if I can't say no :c

When they come back, paint your face with goat blood and scream at them "I WILL EAT YOUR HEART; I WILL EAT YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE"
Should clear  things up.

[Brickman]

When they come back, paint your face with goat blood and scream at them "I WILL EAT YOUR HEART; I WILL EAT YOUR FAAAAAAAAACE"
Should clear  things up.

STRIP THE FLESH, SALT THE WOUND.

[Lusk]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Just cover your body in Chaos Symbols :3
And yell that (that being "Blood for the blood god")