Author Topic: Mormons Came to the Door Today (Read 3213 times)

Harm94 · May 30, 2013, 01:10:00 AM

I don't like door to door Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons.

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GenaralSkar · May 30, 2013, 01:15:19 AM

Was this topic really necessary? They won't care if you say no, they get it all the time.

Torin0101 · May 30, 2013, 01:24:13 AM

Reminds me of that South Park episode about Mormons

Morpheus · May 30, 2013, 03:10:41 AM

Make them a sandwich and then they will thank you and happily go on their way.

crunk.com · May 30, 2013, 03:58:34 AM

Was this topic really necessary? They won't care if you say no, they get it all the time.

Night Fox · May 30, 2013, 04:14:35 AM

itt everyone is upset that someone was being nice? what?

I just believe any religion made by man is bollocks.

on the other hand, dog religions are the bomb

dorkdotdan · May 30, 2013, 05:10:11 AM

There is a mormon church directly across the street from my house.

We get mormons al the time.

Ben Grapevine · May 30, 2013, 06:32:43 AM

Just don't answer the door on Saturday

AromaniaFTW · May 30, 2013, 07:34:20 AM

Ouch

Clone v.117 · May 30, 2013, 07:40:12 AM

Carve a pentagram on your door and hang a live goat from it in the centre.
That should keep them away.

fawkes.. · May 30, 2013, 07:43:20 AM

Carve a pentagram on your door and hang a live goat from it in the centre.
That should keep them away.

I giggled a little bit

Nonnel · May 30, 2013, 08:10:17 AM

What's the good word?

Linkusofepica · May 30, 2013, 09:17:05 AM

Once a cultist came to my house selling "girl scout cookies"

Clone v.117 · May 30, 2013, 10:28:41 AM

Once a cultist came to my house selling "girl scout cookies"

I hope you reported this monstrosity to the authorities.

Linkusofepica · May 30, 2013, 10:37:11 AM

I hope you reported this monstrosity to the authorities.

I did. They only laughed