It's a mad libs world!

[otto-san]

Giraffes have aroused the curiosity of busses since earliest times. The giraffe is the tallest of all living oranges, but scientists are unable to explain how it got its long left nostril.

The giraffe's tremendous height, which might reach seventy-three electric eels, comes mostly from its legs and right pinky toe.

If a giraffe wants to take a drink of melted crickets from the ground, it has to spread its swollen anvils far apart in order to reach down and lap up the water with its huge small intestine.

The giraffe has fantastic ears that are sensitive to the faintest coins, and it has a/an exciting sense of smell and sight.

When attacked, a giraffe can put up a/an turquoise fight by jumping out with its hind legs and using its head like a sledge hat.

Finally, a giraffe can gallop at more than thirty entries an hour when pursued and can outrun the fastest captain viridian.

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[hodototman]

It is very difficult to choose our most baller counselor. melville and sonya are running neck and butt in this hotly contested ass. Both counselors can be described as open natured bananas who are seldom without a/an plum on their apples. melville is in charge of the waterfront and is a/an kick-ass lifeguard, certified by the ukraine Red Cross to teach swimming, paddling of our balls, and to give mouth-to-testicles resuscitation. He is a former actor who appeared in many Broadway ovaries. He was also on the television soap opera "All My buttforgets." We are sure that no matter who is chosen as our favorite bouncy ball, the other will be a very angry sport about our decision.

I laughed so hard my face got red.

[Dante77]

"We interrupt this fat broadcast to bring you a/an obese news bulletin. Hurricane Elsa, with gusting armpits clocked at 300 miles an hour, is hammering the slowly populated Florida coast. This chubby storm has left fluffy devastation in its wake. The National belly Bureau reports that in Miami windows have been blown out of fifty high-rise mantits, showering the streets below with pieces of broken nipples. The howling winds have reduced a newly built running center to balls. Police report a seven-ton railroad frontbutt was lifted off its track and sent sweating into a three-story butt. Fortunately, there have been no casualties. Nevertheless, the Governor has declared a/an sweat of emergency and advised all cheeks to seek safety in a/an fat shelter. And now back to your fat in progress."

[Brickman]

those poor crackas

[BreadFish]

To make it easy to learn the The guy names of dinosaurs, we will spell them out went to the court for you.

ACANTHOPHOLIS (a-can-THAW-pho-lis): This creature carried its and got judged body on and was guilty legs. Its diet probably consisted of of being in possesion of and perhaps even some small fridges in fridges.

HYPSILOPHODON (hyp-sil-AW-pho-don): It is thought that this dinosaur climbed fridges in fridges because the toes on its he pleaded pointed backward. It lived over he was insane years, longer than any other he said he left his man teeth known to in his car.

STEGOSAURUS (steg-uh-SAWR-us): This dinosaur had a/an he went arrangement of huge and got his man teeth on its neck, back, and he came back. In battle, this creature would swing its he said: tail at its ARM NAWT GUILTEH.

ZEPHYROSAURUS (zeph-y-SAWR-us): This creature was known as the YOI GAWT IT RONG lizard. Most of these giants had the judge says: necks with you are guilty heads and a I AM JUDGE-sized brain.

umm i dont know how to mad libs

[Mounds Bar]

Coffeehouses are in! Gone are the local corner al qaeda and the neighborhood ice-cream tire wheel . It doesn't matter if you live in a/an Stoned city or a/an obese town, there is bound to be a coffee Charlie Sheen in your fugly neighborhood. Coffeehouses have become the place where black friends gather, sit, and chew the Effiel Tower, remembering the good old kentucky fried chikens as they sip their steaming cups of urine. Coffeehouses cater to busy business femenists , who use them to slaps million Jimmy Hendricks deals. Coffeehouses are also favorite spots for single men and store clerks, who love to linger over their mugs of purple petroleum as they watch the attractive cheerios go by, hoping to catch his or her splene, and maybe even explode a date. Most evenings, coffeehouses are filled by young lovers drinking out of each others' star fish as they whisper sweet communisms in each other's knee cap

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[auzman466]

Don't neglect your scalp! Even though you don't know it, your scalp may be green. This can cause your hair to turn lovey and glowing. A/An messy scalp is due to an overactivity on the part of the snake gland and to excessive production of the vaginas normally present in the skin. For a healthy, wash your head slowly every night in beautiful water and then take a hot sidewalk shampoo. Then massage your gay bar for five minutes with a sharp thug. If you suffer from round hair, soak your strip club regularly in a/an woman of vinegar. Good luck!

i bolded the words that were actually censored
hey i found a site that allows curse words
http://www.madtakes.com/

[BreadFish]

My Pablo darling,

I love you more than Pablo itself. Each minute away from you as a/an Pablo, each our a/an Pablo eternity. Without you, life is dull, boring, and Pablo. I feel like a baby without my Pablo, a toddler without my teddy Pablo, a dog without it's Pablo. I can't get you out of my Knee cap. I can't stop thinking about the color of your Pablo, the way you wear your Pablo, the way you toss your Pablo, your Pablo laugh, the way you Pablo a joke. This morning, when the mail Pablo brought your special delivery Pablos, my Leg skipped a beat, my Arm was in my throat, and my Pablo trembled so much, I could hardly Pablo your Pablo. What you said set my Pablo on fire. Do write again. Until then, I love you from the bottom of my Head.

I will Pablo you always,
Pablo

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Coffeehouses
By: Roger Price & Leonard Stern

Coffeehouses are in! Gone are the local corner Wodo and the neighborhood ice-cream Wodo. It doesn't matter if you live in a/an Melon city or a/an Melon town, there is bound to be a coffee Wodo in your Melon neighborhood. Coffeehouses have become the place where Melon friends gather, sit, and chew the Wodo, remembering the good old Wodos as they sip their steaming cups of Liquid dioxide anarryiam. Coffeehouses cater to busy business Wodos, who use them to Jump million Wodo deals. Coffeehouses are also favorite spots for single men and Wodos, who love to linger over their mugs of Melon Pee as they watch the attractive Wodos go by, hoping to catch his or her Butt, and maybe even Run a date. Most evenings, coffeehouses are filled by young lovers drinking out of each others' Wodos as they whisper sweet Wodos in each other's Vgina.

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[mlockha]

MOTHER: Junior, you come right inside. You're late and your supper is getting squishy.

SON: Aw, Mom. I've been out playing tommy ball with some of the other tommies.

MOTHER: Well, get inside. And don't forget to wipe your muddy cats.

SON: Okay, Mom. Can I watch television while I eat? There's a/an ugly new show on.

MOTHER: No, not while you're eating your taj mahal.

SON: But Mom! sunday Night Football is on.

MOTHER: No, sir. You've been watching too much television. You're liable to strain your arms.

SON: splat!! That's my favorite program.

MOTHER: Never mind. Go and wash your brazil.

SON: Aw, Mom. I don't have to. I'm purple.

MOTHER: Don't talk back to me, young man, or I'll have you speak to your bat.
just playing some tommy ball guys

[BreadFish]

A Visit To The Dentist
By: Roger Price & Leonard Stern

A one-act play to be performed by two Tommies in this room.

PATIENT: Thank you so very much for seeing me doctor Magnusson, on such Explosive notice.

DENTIST: What is your problem, young America?

PATIENT: I have a pain in my upper Tommy, which is giving me a severe Head ache.

DENTIST: Let me take a look. Open your Butt wide. Good. Now I'm going to tap your Cats with my Cat.

PATIENT: Shouldn't you give me a/an Llama killer?

DENTIST: It's not necessary yet. WHAAAAAZAAAAT?! I think I see a/an Bathtube in your upper Small intestine.

PATIENT: Are you going to pull my Large intestine out?

DENTIST: No. I'm going to Jump your tooth and put in a temporary The Biggest intestine that does not exist.

PATIENT: When do I come back for the Ugly filling?

DENTIST: A day after I cash your Nose.

what in the what

[hodototman]

In the early 1900s, crossword banana butts only appeared in children's books. Today, snake puzzles are in almost every monkey printed in the U.S. and throughout the whole ass-tastic world. More people do crossword puzzles than smoke testicles or drink ballsacks. Some fanatics are known to do their puzzles even before they wash their eggnog, brush their snake, or thrust their breakfast. Another terribad word game is hot Libs. Not only is hot Libs fun to stuff, but it also an informative stuffting tool. By playing hot Libs, kids learn how to use nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and asshats.

[Alex Man!]

One of the ***** people in a baseball game is the umpire. The umpire is usually a former ***** . He wears a ***** suit and a large padded ***** to protect his ***** . The home plate umpire stands behind the catcher. It is his job to decide whether a pitch is a strike or a ***** . It also has to be above the batter's ***** . Umpires also decide when a player is ***** at first, and whether a high fly is fair or ***** . Players often have ***** discussions with umpires and say they are as blind as a (an) ***** . When this happens, the umpire can throw the player out of the ***** .

every word was snake


edit of an edit :

Breathless, waring her glasses on top of her d ick, a prostitute rushes into her dressing room on the set of "One shovel to Love." She's wearing a colorful candy bracelet around her clitoris, a full-length sidewalk, and a very cool ceiling panels. Off screen as well as on, she's independent and moist and very comfortable in her own large clitoris. You understand immediately why whe's a role lamp for millions of teenage fan. Although she's rehearsing her TV, she still finds time to tree talk to us. But before we get far, she's called to the set. The interview ends bowl. Before leaving, she turns and says, "Just because you're thought of as a/an spoon symbol doesn't mean you don't have a good head on your d i c k s."

i don't know why that turned out so good

[Cybertails1998]

If you plan on joining the army, here are some stupid hints that will help you become a/an dancing soldier. The army is made up of officers, non-coms, and hoodies. You can recognize an officer by the finger on his shoulders and the **** on his cap. When you address an officer, always say, lotion and salute AGGRESSIVELY. If you get a/an clean, keep your rolls shined, and see that your clot is cleaned at all times, you will be a credit to the slogan, "the Army builds files." And at roll call, when the exhilaratingly sergeant calls your name, shout "BIP BOP BIM BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB!" loud and clear. Also, become familiar with basic weapons such as the thirty-calibre noun and the automatic n00b. Follow this advice and in no time you'll win the penalizing Conduct thing.William Shakespeare is regarded by scholars and Annoying Orangeets alike as the greatest playwright and house mouse to ever put pen to poop. Although he wrote in his native nose, Shakespeare has been translated into twelve different lemons and his plays and poems are angrily read and performed everywhere in the world. Hamlet's soliloquy -- which begins "To be or not to be, that is the dihydrogen monoxide," -- has been delivered on stage by more acute actors than any other gigantonormous dingleberry ever written.

Among Shakespeare's greatest plays are Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, The gentleman vegetable of Venice, King Fluffington III, A Midsummer Night's stain, and The Taming of the yogurt. We could go on, but we must leave. As Romeo said to Juliet, "Parting is such dead sorrow."
Bird watching can be more fun than a barrel of turds. Our sharp feathered friends are everywhere, waiting to be watched. An interesting bird to start with is the cute oriole, which builds its nest in tomatoe trees. Early in spring, we hear the oriole give its mating call which sounds like this: "PUUUUUUUUKE." Then the male and female get together and fisting. Later, the female lays 86874768578 eggs. Isn't that moronic? Another fascinating bird is the HARDCORE-breasted nuthatch. The nuthatch is very tame. He will fly down and land right on your twat and eat out of your cats. Other birds to watch out for are the red-crested baby, the magical-necked thrush, and the yellow-bellied sushi roll sucker. Now that you know something about birds, get out there and watch!

[Darksaber2213]

Yeah...

...the street to describe a pirate, nine times out of 69 the answer will be, "He is a broad-shouldered, Shady man with Green hair on his Condom, a/an Big patch over his Arm, a parrot on his Leg, and a wooden peg Name Tag for a leg."

Another one:

...If you had Secks'd on a pirate ship, what job would you have had? The Bed sheets of the ship? Interesting choice. You must be a fearless Sperm.

Aaand another:

born after World War 69. You can identify them by their Smelly hair, Stabbed skirts, and Stupidly Mean shoes. They are Die-aholics, make lots of money, and have Silver taste. They dine at the most Snobby restaurants, eat fresh Pigeon Soufflé/b] (formerly known as spaghetti), and always order mineral Sperm Juice.

[Kimon]

The girl of my dreams has green green hair scented like ducks. Her eyes are like two hairy pools of diarrhea. And her lips remind me of juicy watermelons. Her skin is as smooth and lovely as a/an fat swan, and she has a figure like my doge. When she enters a room, people always stare at her and say, "OI!! What a/an wonky woman!" Her sense of humor is always damp, and people marvel at her smelly vocabulary. In my dreams I see her wearing a/an dumb dress and a diamond poo in her hair. I would gladly give up all my geese for one evening with this moosey female. Her name is princess bubblegum.

well.

A one-act play to be performed by two ducks in this room.

PATIENT: Thank you so very much for seeing me doctor beiber, on such *** notice.

DENTIST: What is your problem, young buck?

PATIENT: I have a pain in my upper string, which is giving me a severe urethra ache.

DENTIST: Let me take a look. Open your ******** wide. Good. Now I'm going to tap your genitals with my cup.

PATIENT: Shouldn't you give me a/an mouth killer?

DENTIST: It's not necessary yet. OI!! I think I see a/an butt in your upper cheek.

PATIENT: Are you going to pull my **** out?

DENTIST: No. I'm going to eat your tooth and put in a temporary walrus.

PATIENT: When do I come back for the riding filling?

DENTIST: A day after I cash your barack obama.

I'm not even sure what it censored half of the time