Anti-Bird Shelter Thread - NEW SHELTER!

[Mr Man]

*dives into shelter, huddles in corner with shotgun*

[Ad Bot]

[Alyx Vance]

Get out of that corner and help me out here!

*blam blam blam*
Stupid birds

[Mr Man]

*shoots a bird out of the sky*

[Linkusofepica]

*dives into shelter, huddles in corner with shotgun*

What if a lonely little fat bird shows up?
Why can't we be friends? We can start an all bird school and have 1 human girl in it!

[Alyx Vance]

What if a lonely little fat bird shows up?
Why can't we be friends? We can start an all bird school and have 1 human girl in it!

*Shoots down Linkusofepica*

No birds!

[Slammer1337]

Why can't we be friends? We can start an all bird school and have 1 human girl in it!

nope, there are too many of you


HEY GUYS I GOT EXTRA AMMO

[blocknight]

* blocknight lands on Linkus's body and weeps

you bastards ;_;

[Alyx Vance]

* blocknight lands on Linkus's body and weeps

you bastards ;_;

*bam*

Am I the only one shooting here?
*puts more shells in gun*

[The True Zephyr]

Oh no.. it's... IT'S... A BIRDEMIC

[Linkusofepica]

* blocknight lands on Linkus's body and weeps

you bastards ;_;

*overly dramatic fake death*

[blazerblock2]

initiate protocol_
-momma goose

[Zay]

Why can't we be friends? We can start an all bird school and have 1 human girl in it!

No...

Please I said no...

OH GOD NO

[Slammer1337]

*bam*

Am I the only one shooting here?
*puts more shells in gun*

ill get my uncle's hunting rifle and join you

as soon as mr. man shoot down these damn birds in the shelter

[NalNalas]

there is no escape.

[Block1zilla]

HAVE NO FEAR
MEDIC IS HERE

p.s. im the bird