Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here

Poll

What is your main sona?

House Cat
71 (7.7%)
Big Cat
25 (2.7%)
General Dog
24 (2.6%)
Wolf
68 (7.3%)
Fox
92 (9.9%)
Snake
5 (0.5%)
Naga
4 (0.4%)
Lizard
8 (0.9%)
Dragon
55 (5.9%)
Horse
5 (0.5%)
Deer
6 (0.6%)
General Bird
17 (1.8%)
Gryphon
11 (1.2%)
Bat
5 (0.5%)
Otter
10 (1.1%)
Rabbit
7 (0.8%)
Frog
3 (0.3%)
Shark
16 (1.7%)
Whale
7 (0.8%)
Raptor
8 (0.9%)
Owl
8 (0.9%)
Goo Creature
22 (2.4%)
Rubber Creature
3 (0.3%)
Latex Creature
31 (3.3%)
Bear
14 (1.5%)
Weasel
3 (0.3%)
Ferret
10 (1.1%)
Sergal
7 (0.8%)
Camel
12 (1.3%)
DeadFur
18 (1.9%)
Human
352 (38%)

Total Members Voted: 923

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And i come home from a long day of work to this.

We've made it through worse.
Anywho, just go on with your usual business and ignore the agitators everyone.

Yes 9/11, Hiroshima, Jonestown.

Yes 9/11, Hiroshima, Jonestown.

RIP in peace jewish black muslims :(

How furrie megathreads are born

PANEL 1. VincentTheGuy and some dog wriggle into the sloppy uterine folds of a tiny chamber connected to a confusing web of medical tubes and pincer things holding it in place. In the background there is VincentTheGuy holding a fairly impressive clipboard. The dog’s sand deposit butt is still sticking out kind of the flaps of the chamber’s entrance (VincentTheGuy went in first, little mother forgeter!) which is somewhat lovey but also a little revolting.

PANEL 2. Big bursts that are also giant and downright loving electric of electricity electrifies the sticky gross inner folds, through some kind of injection of powerful energy which is maybe the derivative of fireworks but inconceivably scary. This is going through the aforementioned medical tubes at the speed of sound. VincentTheGuy behind the glass drops his clipboard, and his mouth is now wide-ass dog open and kind of rounded, plus his eyes are bulging out of his glasses.

PANEL 3. The whole electric grid of Furryhandicap Province flickers on and off. Some gambling sonic cosplayer drunks are flipping out from not being able to see their sonic research in front of them, in accordance with the well-known scientific principles of light and vision.

PANEL 4. Out the back hole of the chamber which is basically what a bee has for a butt, except there is no stinger but something more like that elevated egg sac chute on the mother Alien from the second alien movie, a completely slimed-out green stack of stuff oozes out making VincentTheGuy dry heave and also laugh Asianly.

PANEL 5. Fox/pony hybrid business suit wearer stomps into the room, checking his watch, and swipes away a ton of the goop from the stack with his gargantuan hands-shaking hands and then hands a pile of the goop to a hole in the ground where it is vacuumed or otherwise disappeared through a sucking SFFFFFTT sound you can almost see.

PANEL 6. VincentTheGuy holds up a brand loving new thicker, heavier, starfox-powered Furry Megathred which supports a 16:9 aspect ratio and has a 4-inch slick loving screen, a 1.2 megapixel dope-ass camera, 1 GB of memory, the controversial but stunning Lightning Connecter and boasts tons of positive critical reception on blockalnd.us and other websites for being probably the sickest, stufftiest thred made by Man

I've actually been pondering whether or not i should get Dust, it looks interesting, but i just don't know if i want to spend the small amount of money it costs D:
Do it, it's more than worth that small amount of money

-blarg-
You, sir just won the "Post of The Century" award! Congrats!

(._.)

Do it, it's more than worth that small amount of money
wait, sorry, what are we talking about?

And i come home from a long day of work to this.
Working hard, or hardly working?
Am I right or am I right?

ITT: Ronin and Muffinmix are trolling and stuffting on it and will (most likely?) continue until it dies.

ITT: Ronin and Muffinmix are trolling and stuffting on it and will (most likely?) continue until it dies.
trolling? maybe

but muffinmix is delivering some quality stuff you should give it a read

but muffinmix is delivering some quality stuff you should give it a read
alright then

furrie
If you're going to insult us, can you atleast spell the word "Furry" right?

Kthx

If you're going to insult us, can you atleast spell the word "Furry" right?

Kthx

No it has to be more insulting. >:(


i just see three fine gentlemen expressing their interest in their favorite band. what is so wrong with that, you super national socialist fascist!?