Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here

[Cargøn]

my dad let me sip some beer when i was 10 and i spit it all over him
similarly
my mom let me sip some wine when i was 12 and i spit it all over her

there's a joke about semen here

[Ad Bot]

[Frankie²]

that
that isn't what homeostasis is
apologies to your joke
however, osmosis, that would work! dunno how you could make a joke out of it tho

shut ur osmosis before i shut it for you

[Frontrox]

Saw that ninja.

Yeah it looked like I didn't get the joke at first

[Night Fox]

there's a joke about semen here

speaking of spitting stuff, can anyone tell me whether it's considered preferable for the guy or gal sucking your richard to spit or swallow?

[Cargøn]

speaking of spitting stuff, can anyone tell me whether it's considered preferable for the guy or gal sucking your richard to spit or swallow?

chew

[.:FancyPants:.]

chew

what kind of loving reproduction system

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Couple of pics than gay-ass bedtime if you catch my drift.

my dad let me sip some beer when i was 10 and i spit it all over him
similarly
my mom let me sip some wine when i was 12 and i spit it all over her

I only had trouble the first time when I swallowed it.

speaking of spitting stuff, can anyone tell me whether it's considered preferable for the guy or gal sucking your richard to spit or swallow?

If you feel dirty, spit it all back out and let receiver clean it up later. Otherwise it just saves time.

[Night Fox]

I don't think I'd ever spit
I don't even spit mine

[Cargøn]

I don't think I'd ever spit
I don't even spit mine

I choose to interpret this as your own semen
in which case RIP rib cage

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I choose to interpret this as your own semen
in which case RIP rib cage

Spoon/cup/hand/numerous other items.

I am getting sooo damn close to sucking myself off.

[Nal]

I choose to interpret this as your own semen
in which case RIP rib cage

I thought that too ;~;

[.:FancyPants:.]

I thought that too ;~;

pretty sure that's exactly what he means, uh

[Cargøn]

Spoon/cup/hand/numerous other items.

I am getting sooo damn close to sucking myself off.

how do you suck yourself off with a spoon
or a cup
or a hand
or a numerous other items

[Night Fox]

I choose to interpret this as your own semen
in which case RIP rib cage

I thought that too ;~;

I'm a bit confused, what are you guys talking about?? that's exactly what I meant

pretty sure that's exactly what he means, uh

we worded it so similarly
maybe we're soulmates

[LordCutlerBeckett]

how do you suck yourself off with a spoon

No, use spoon/cup/item to jerk off into then just dunk it into your mouth. I assume that's what you mean.

Whatever I have to go to bed stop having good conversations.