Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here

[Axo-Tak]

i DO NOT think i am gay however. It wasnt a loveual thing to see my dogs starfish (my dog is a boy/man, very strong and smart) but sort of a spirutual thing. Im pretty sure my fursona is a dog, but it may be a wolf or a hyena only time will tell. any tips on going through this rough transformation from man to beast?

Try not to use the spiritual powers granted by your dog to make your libidic peaks and patterns like mine.

Try not to magically become a rainbow wolf with poor drawing skills, a deviantArt account, and a special interest for posting your artwork.

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cover yourself in paste and roll through your dogs discarded fur, bark at your neighbors and chase the mailman, soon you will ascend to supreme dogginess.

[Mura]

i think i might be a goat.

[QuantumEagle]

Report to your nearest furry fandom embassy for identification and processing.

[Frontrox]

Report to your nearest furry fandom embassy for identification and processing.

Er sorry, you must have missed the memo... All new arrivals must immediately report to furry reeducation centers. As of yesterday we are no longer allowed to process arrivals the old way.

[QuantumEagle]

Er sorry, you must have missed the memo... All new arrivals must immediately report to furry reeducation centers. As of yesterday we are no longer allowed to process arrivals the old way.

I was assuming he was scheduling a reeducation appointment already. Travel Visas, identification papers, cards, passports and the newly introduced mandatory ACR are all issued separately at the embassy.

[Ceist]

i got kicked out of every furry embassy except the one in japan and china.

[Frontrox]

I was assuming he was scheduling a reeducation appointment already. Travel Visas, identification papers, cards, passports and the newly introduced mandatory ACR are all issued separately at the embassy.

Yeah that's alright. The command was sudden and caused lots of confusion earlier, I got it all copied down if you wanna read it. As for his papers...That's all issued at the centers now. I think it has to do with major budget cuts and a heightened security level.

i got kicked out of every furry embassy except the one in japan and china.

If you want a second chance now is the time.

[QuantumEagle]

Yeah that's alright. The command was sudden and caused lots of confusion earlier, I got it all copied down if you wanna read it. As for his papers...That's all issued at the centers now. I think it has to do with major budget cuts and a heightened security level.

If you're a designated recruitment unit you can just issue his papers yourself to avoid the confusion.

i got kicked out of every furry embassy except the one in japan and china.

Huh, that's odd, we don't usually get people kicked out.

In other news, a lot of embassies have been receiving complaints about a 10 foot white dragon screaming about his species' superiority.

[Ceist]

apparently they didn't appreciate my speeches about dragon superiority and also waving my dingle-dangle in front of their supervisors after he told me to leave.

[Frontrox]

If you're a designated recruitment unit you can just issue his papers yourself to avoid the confusion.

I haven't seen a recruitment unit around here in ages ;-;

apparently they didn't appreciate my speeches about dragon superiority and also waving my dingle-dangle in front of their supervisors after he told me to leave.

Im surprised you weren't shot

[QuantumEagle]

I haven't seen a recruitment unit around here in ages ;-;

Most of them are plainsclothed now. Not that it would matter anyway.

Im surprised you weren't shot

What do you think the ACR legislation was for?

[Frontrox]

Why am I never told these things?

[QuantumEagle]

Hey, you're the one asking me to read all my mail.

[Ceist]

i walked into the embassy today wearing a human suit and i was promptly escorted out by a man with huge muscles carrying Glock 45