Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here

[John Freeman]

he doesn't look at me during

DURING WHAT?!

[Ad Bot]

[Frontrox]

he doesn't look at me during

i think it has something to do with his spicy italian diet

Oh

[Nal]

DURING WHAT?!

dinner time, when we fine dine on the spicy italian

[Foxscotch]

what the forget is wrong with you peopleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee

you're beyond irritating

I get annoyed by how open a lot of furries are about personal things (loveuality, mental health, etc).

um that's the wrong way to look at literally anything. "boy I wish you guys were more ashamed of yourselves ugh"
if you don't want people to talk to you about things that matter to them then..... don't come here

[IkeTheGeneric]

dinner time, when we fine dine on the spicy italian

Don't talk about that here, this is a safe haven and the... s*icy italian isn't something anyone wants to talk about right now

I will beat you with a waffle iron if you dont, I swear to spaghetti

[John Freeman]

Don't talk about that here, this is a safe haven and the... s*icy italian isn't something anyone wants to talk about right now

I will beat you with a waffle iron if you dont, I swear to spaghetti

Woahwoah, calm down, you don't need to beat anyone up.

[IkeTheGeneric]

you gonna get it now, the john freeman

* IkeTheGeneric swings waffle iron at john freeman

[John Freeman]

you gonna get it now, the john freeman

* IkeTheGeneric swings waffle iron at john freeman

rude im not even dating u
throw it at nal
(Also I swear to loving god the next time I confuse Ike for Tom I am going to kill myself)

[IkeTheGeneric]

throw it at nal

literally promoting spousal abuse

sikening....

[John Freeman]

literally promoting spousal abuse

yeah
ill do it you pusillanimous individual

[Nal]

john is just jealous

[John Freeman]

john is just jealous

maybe... but jealous of who?!

[IkeTheGeneric]

wildlife warning from ike the generic
bears are a dangerous species (Ursidae) that are known to attack human people, and close contact should be generally avoided

case-in-point:
if a bear lifts you off the ground, life is at steak. if this happens, the bear is not hugging you, it's appropriating your body to a different part of the area you're in because you've entered the bear zone

the DNR will fine you $25.50 for being in the bear zone without proper equipment


this isn't a bear, it's an enemy

edit: banjo and kazzoie is true, the bears do collect feathers, don't pick up feathers from the ground they may be bear nests

[Headcrab Zombie]

the bear is not hugging you

looks like a hug to me

[John Freeman]

ike plz r u ok