sorry for the stuff reading but this was hillarious
http://pastebin.com/mitxuDS4im subadstar fish, my freind is kori, and the idiot is persephone
tldr: idiot joins, says his friend will unmod me and its my "last hours in this server", and also that im a newbie even though i have over 1000 hours on the server
ctrl+f and type persephone to see everything he says