Author Topic: YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE  (Read 2516951 times)



i will not apologise.
holy forget that was hilarious despite being horrifying

Oh my god, I have dirt daubers in my mail box

send help

Oh my god, I have dirt daubers in my mail box

send help

burn your mailbox.

burn your home.

commit insurance fraud.

buy 100 blockrand keys.

Oh my god, I have dirt daubers in my mail box

send help
you haven't felt the beginning of it
Some years ago, we had a stuffty rental house. It would've been an OK rental house if it didn't, well, you know, have a mud dauber infestation.
The first few weeks were fine. We moved all our stuff in and relaxed. About the 5th week in, we saw things flying across the ceiling. Initially we thought they were moths and they would just fly out when they feel like it. Next thing you know it, I see mud daubers in our food pantry.
long story short, mud daubers are a bitch.
Luckily the rental house was ditched and a good normal house was bought.

Oh my god, I have dirt daubers in my mail box

send help
1. Cover mailbox in plastic bag
2. Call pest exterminators

that's it
selling my wii u and all it's games

considering my wii U is bricked I can take it off your hands

I've destroyed the nest like 5 times now, each time without it's prey coming after me. But it keeps loving re-settling there! I don't want to be stung getting the damned mail!

I've destroyed the nest like 5 times now, each time without it's prey coming after me. But it keeps loving re-settling there! I don't want to be stung getting the damned mail!
buy a shotgun and load the shells with salt so they can break the nests but not hurt other stuff

snip
i need to know if the exterminator survived and killed them all
did we win
did they take over the house
WHAT HAPPENED


Saw this on my facebook page.

buy a shotgun and load the shells with salt so they can break the nests but not hurt other stuff
Shells loaded with almost anything will destroy stuff. Even vienna sausage!

Shells loaded with almost anything will destroy stuff. Even vienna sausage!
taofledrmaus


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