Okay. So...uh, I thought it would be a great idea to share this.
A few days ago, I was having a lot of allergies and feeling quite rotten. One of the worst parts of my allergies is that mucus goes down the back of my nose and into my throat. If I don't swallow it or spit it out and it stays in there, I can get a sore throat. Anyway, I was having the dribbling mucus problem, but it had gotten stuck before falling out the back of my nose.
Picture this: I had a long string of mucus dangling into my throat still connected to my palate. I kept sniffing really hard to try to get it to break off and fall into my throat, but the gooey texture made it impossible. The mucus was also still being created, so the string kept getting longer and touching the back of my tongue and uvula, which started to make me sick and trigger my gag reflex.
I laid down on my bed to try to use gravity to my advantage, but ultimately gave up. While watching TV, I ended up sniffing really hard having forgotten about the issue when an enormous ball of mucus splattered onto the end of my tongue. I brought it back up into my mouth and went into the bathroom to spit it in the toilet. When I did, it made a loud splash. As I gazed in wonder into the toilet, I saw that I had produced a gelatinous dark brown (and I mean like mahogany brown) bolus of mucus about 1" x 2" in size. It rolled down the side of the bowl underwater and disappeared down the drain, almost like a bowling ball in 30% gravity. I flushed to make sure it was gone.
