Machines Megathread - Don't forget the motor oil

[Night Fox]

where did the F40PH stuff come from anyway
it looks even more lame than these other trains

[Ad Bot]

[Harm94]

Well I got the Dash 8

GP38

[devildogelite]

trains are incredibly lame

I think it's cooler than a half animal half man.

[Night Fox]

I think it's cooler than a half animal half man.

for real
that's all you got

[devildogelite]

for real
that's all you got

I mean all you said is that trains were lame. I think half animal half men are lame especially compared to a train.

[Bloody Mary]

You know those mechanical limbs from science fiction novels and films that are basically machines? Those are pretty neat. If they existed, I would make all of my limbs mechanical.

[Night Fox]

I mean all you said is that trains were lame.

yeah but if you're gonna try something like that you gotta put some effort into it you know

You know those mechanical limbs from science fiction novels and films that are basically machines? Those are pretty neat. If they existed, I would make all of my limbs mechanical.

but then you'd need to charge them and stuff

[Bloody Mary]

yeah but if you're gonna try something like that you gotta put some effort into it you knowbut then you'd need to charge them and stuff

So? They're mechanical limbs. I would be able to tear through steel.

[devildogelite]

yeah but if you're gonna try something like that you gotta put some effort into it you know

Trains speak for themselves. Look at their sheer power. You can't deny it.

[Harm94]

yeah but if you're gonna try something like that you gotta put some effort into it you know

Devildog is just a try going down the tracks searching for his kind and the eagle dom.
M110  - Biggest guns in the US Army.

[Night Fox]

So? They're mechanical limbs. I would be able to tear through steel.

but only for like a second, and probably not if you've been using them all day

Trains speak for themselves. Look at their sheer power. You can't deny it.

maybe I can't, but the UNSC Infinity can

[Harm94]

A spaceship? Well as long as it has moving parts and it is metallic.

In that case.

[Night Fox]

Infinity: wow look at that little baby battleship. it's like an amoeba
Battleship: hey man look at these guns
Infinity: dude I have multiple mark 2488 magnetic accelerator cannons. step OFF
Battleship: :c

[Harm94]

:c

[Night Fox]

why is it shaped like a boat
good old japan I guess