Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA (Read 14033 times)

Dr_Zegobob · June 16, 2013, 05:38:08 PM

227. Play this on the intercom at full volume.

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Gum · June 16, 2013, 05:50:18 PM

228. Mention GTA's Krapea

Niff · June 16, 2013, 06:42:20 PM

229. Kill everyone except for the managers

230. Use the free WiFi to download virus and say that the IKEA WiFi was doing it

231. Use the free WiFi to watch research on full volume

Lesrock · June 16, 2013, 06:44:54 PM

232. Capture many dogs and cats then release them into the store.

Epicduke · June 16, 2013, 06:53:47 PM

233. Skip through the store naked while screaming at a really high pitch tone and using a WWII hand crank air raid siren.

Wheatley · June 16, 2013, 07:02:27 PM

234. Walk around the store with a boom box playing JoCo's Ikea

235. Find the biggest bed in the store, cover it in rose pedals and the surrounding floor with candles, seduce one of the female employees

King of the Bill · June 16, 2013, 07:45:00 PM

236. Run through the store, jumping and rolling through/under/over/around various merchandise, while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

Zay · June 16, 2013, 07:48:16 PM

237. Grab lady perfume and start spraying it on all the guys in the store.

Nonnel · June 16, 2013, 07:57:00 PM

238. Pretend to be an employee and give people clearance to the back room.

Brickmaster · June 16, 2013, 10:21:10 PM

239. Dump a box of carrots on the floor.

Badger · June 16, 2013, 11:27:00 PM

240. Flashmob in uniforms

Little Mac · June 17, 2013, 12:08:26 AM

241. Yell tribal words on the intercom

VincentTheGuy · June 17, 2013, 12:46:50 AM

242. Release the Kraken

crunk.com · June 17, 2013, 12:52:21 AM

245. have a food fight with those nasty ass meatballs

Redconer · June 17, 2013, 05:09:19 PM

Guys, you did realized Zego screwed up the game, we're supposed to be on 256

256. Drive a motorcycle on John Freeman's face