1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA

[Nonnel]

194. Continue to tell employees that there's a shipment truck outside.

[Ad Bot]

[DJ3K]

201. Have love on one of the couches.

[CheeseDragon]

196. Pretend to uber hax the fake laptops on display, don't forget to insert your virus filled, plastic memory sticks.

[Sentry]

197. Make a fort out of IKEA forts made out of IKEA's and call yourself the God of IKEA gods

[Lesrock]

198. Test the fragility of their chairs.

[HellHound]

199. Make an epic pillow fort using all of the pillows from the couches
200. Spill red wine on all of the white furniture.

[Rockinboy2000]

201. Bubble baths in the bathtubs

202. Mattress Forts

[Nonnel]

203. Knock down all the merchandise in an aisle and tell the employee that it was the wild sasquatch.

[Electrk]

204. Start a bonfire in the center of the store with all the instruction manuals

[Mouse droidz 21]

205. install stuff on the computers
206. use IKEA's wifi and do what ever on your laptop
207. take all boxes in the warehouse and build everything every were and block all doors and exits.
208. push people when the get in your way (like in gta iv)

[NalNalas]

209 food fight

[AromaniaFTW]

210. Stage kung fu movie-esque fights throughout the store.

[HellHound]

211. Bring a school bus full of screaming children to the store.
212. Pool party with water slides.
213. Knock all of the standing lamps over.

[Rockinboy2000]

214. Take the blankets, get undressed and wear the blankets as your clothes

215. Slide on the floor with a mattress

216. Smash computers

217. Pour coke on the mattress

218. Steal computers and sell them on the black market

219. Do drugs in the store

220. Piss in the cash register

[Flamecannon]

221: continuously joke about something lame such as youkea and ikea so let'skea fastly at a medium pace