1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA

[HellHound]

120. Superbowl party
121. U-haul

[Ad Bot]

[Slammer1337]

122. Break the TV

[Nonnel]

123. Play with children in the ball pit.

[Zay]

124. Break all the DVDs in half and sandwich spinach between them.

[Max4344]

125. Find where all the missing screws are

[Nonnel]

126. Ride their carts down the escalators.

[Linkusofepica]

127. Be Mr Man

[Lusk]

128. Cover yourself in butter, and try to slide under bed frames.

[Dre5567]

129. Walk on all the furniture and try to make a Thrift Shop parody.

[Rockinboy2000]

130. Take all the beds.

[HellHound]

131. Set all of the instruction booklets on fire
132. Claim that all of the furniture belongs to you, and it was stolen from your living room.
133. Detonate a bomb

[ShadowYoshi294]

134. Destroy the store, claim that you did it because of a runaway missile carrier.

[Dr.Block]

135. Load as much crap as you can on to a forklift, haul it to the front of the store, then tell the employees that you forgot your wallet and leave the store.
136. Get hired at the store and work your way up the career latter until you become ceo of ikea, then convert all stores into strip joints and change the name to toys b us.

[Katadeus]

137. utilize opera

[Gum]

138. Eat a german bagel