Author Topic: 1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA (Read 13501 times)

Max4344 · June 10, 2013, 10:11:03 AM

21. Steal the fake laptops thinking its a real one.

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ThinkInvisible · June 10, 2013, 10:16:40 AM

22. Ragepyro.

Anti-Block · June 10, 2013, 10:19:49 AM

23. speak to the clerks in swedish

sir dooble · June 10, 2013, 10:35:40 AM

24. Instore water-fight.

Doughboy · June 10, 2013, 10:36:21 AM

25. Shoot someone with a bb gun

Tonkka² · June 10, 2013, 10:47:00 AM

26. Replace the meatballs with your own poop, no one will notice.

TheScout · June 10, 2013, 10:57:41 AM

27. Scream "GUN!"

CheeseDragon · June 10, 2013, 10:59:13 AM

28. Bring a whole room to a checkout in the cafe and ask how much it is.

Machaty · June 10, 2013, 11:01:30 AM

29. Claim that you have a pool ball up your ass and that you'll sue if they don't take it out.

Becquerel · June 10, 2013, 11:02:34 AM

30. Buy everything in the store and pay for it all with $1

U2 · June 10, 2013, 11:04:34 AM

31. "ANGRY SWEDISH COMMUNIST friend, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!1!111!1one!"

ravencroft · June 10, 2013, 11:05:11 AM

32. Plant a bomb in the building.
33. Open fire on employees.

TheKid · June 10, 2013, 11:15:38 AM

34. Play "Flatkart Racing Madness" in that place full of boxes

Mouse droidz 21 · June 10, 2013, 11:27:07 AM

35. take all boxes containing all bits n pieces of stuff
36. PAINTBALL IN STORE FIGHT
37. Live in ikea

Cooperduper · June 10, 2013, 11:42:33 AM

38. play in the ball-pit with all the little kids