1000 ways to get kicked out of IKEA

[HellHound]

82. Consume one of the products.

[Ad Bot]

[shyGriff]

83. murder someone

[Slammer1337]

84. Call IKEA "AEKI"

[Pecon]

85. Sit on one of the display tables.

[SWAT One]

86.  Bulldoze the towering stack of supplies.

[Snow2]

87. Kill yourself

[Alex Man!]

88. Try and use a chair as a weapon : watch as it breaks instantly.

[BlockoCrafter]

89. Open all the doors on display, then run and close them all as you go.

[ThinkInvisible]

90. Spontaneously combust.
91. Spontaneously combust everyone else along with you if you have to.

[DeadFromHeaven]

92. Yell "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!" then start breaking all the things in the store.

[Niff]

93. Get a plastic knife and say "THIS IS A HOLD UP! GIMMIE ALL OF YOUR CONDOMS"

94. Run in with a creeper head and "hiss" at everyone

95. Punch everyone in the back

96. Seduce the manager in front of the children

97. Rape manager

98. Be a child enthusiast

99. Wear an alien mask and speak an alien language

100. Force two girls to be lesbians

101. Canibalism

[Brickmaster]

102. Act mentally handicapped and start breaking things, throwing things, and yelling gibberish.

[ThinkInvisible]

103. Do a reenactment of the Civil War in the middle of the building.
104. Do a reenactment of global thermonuclear war in the middle of the building. (Warning: IKEA may or may not be kicked out of itself.)

[BluetoothBoy]

105. Use a fog machine inside the eating area.

[Brickmaster]

105. Use a fog machine inside the eating area.

they have an eating area?