jesus kringle on christian mingle, i was trying to eat
lend a hand to farrier and ask to see his wrench

: Sure, i'll lend you a hand.

: Much appreciated.

: Can I see your wrench?

: Why, certainly!



: Did you know that it is a multi-use tool, capable of being a weapon?

: Oh wow, I didn't kno-

: It has over 70 different weapon modes, including 2x that amount for construction usage!

: Amaz-

: Do you know who created it? Guess, guess, guess!

: Uh.. You?

: EXACTLY!

: Cool.. So uh, what does this button do.

: Which button, exactly?

: Wait, wait, wait! DON'T PRESS THA-

You press a button, which activates some massive laser that shoots into the sky.


: ...

: ...

: A.. Are you OK?

: Yeah i'm fine. That bloody laser was about 3 inches from my face though.

: Yeah, uh, maybe you should leave the wrench in my hands for now.

: Now, lets continue carrying that deer.
You both store the deer in your main inventory, and then you follow Farrier as he leads you the way to Ms. Higglebiss.


: Wait a minute..

: I forgot how I even got to this place.. I just woke up in the middle of the grassland.

: What is this place even?!

: Oh right, this is the only way to Ms. Higglebiss' camp.

: We're traveling through the
Crawler's Abyss.

: No, like.. What is this world? Am I still living in Earth?

: Hm? Haahahahhahaha! Of course not!

: This is
Wonderland!

: ... Wonderland?

: Really? Look, just tell me where I really am.

: I'm not lieing, of course!

: This is really, Wonderland!

: Are you new from around here, or something?

: Obviously, because I have no idea what you're talking about

: Huh, weird. Well, it's probably too much to take in for a newcomer at the moment so..

: I'll explain more when we reach the camp.

: Right now, we have to get there quickly, because the Crawler's Abyss is very dangerous.

: How so?

: Well, it's basically what they call it.

: It's infested with these crawlers, that look like these pink roots sticking out of the ground, except they're alive.

: They attack innocent people, and eat them.

: Oh
forget!

: Yeah, it's really that bad.

: No really! Look!
You point a few meters ahead of you, you see a couple of crawlers moving towards you.


: Yeah, uh.. This is bad...