Author Topic: The Cookie Monster. (Read 4406 times)

Liquid Snake · October 15, 2007, 02:43:52 AM

Did anyone notice that you can put a

after any aggressive sentence and it becomes acceptable?

Examples

I'm going to kill you.

The Jews can suck on my ballsack.

I need a cheese sandwich.

See there, not near as insulting as they would be without our little blue friend, huh?

...Now if we could only harness this power....

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Bisjac · October 15, 2007, 02:46:15 AM

you can make ANY statement sound dirty by adding "if you know what i mean" after it.

Liquid Snake · October 15, 2007, 02:49:31 AM

You can also multiply the effect of dirtiness by however many times you move your eyebrows up and down.

Resonance_Cascade · October 15, 2007, 02:51:48 AM

Well then, you can go suck on a fat baguette.

.. if you know what I mean.

Game master pro · October 15, 2007, 04:49:55 AM

Quote from: Resonance_Cascade on October 15, 2007, 02:51:48 AM

Well then, you can go suck on a fat baguette.

.. if you know what I mean.

You forgot to raise your eyebrows.

GingerJoe · October 15, 2007, 06:59:21 AM

in b4 off topic

Spartan300 · October 15, 2007, 07:28:39 AM

Badspot needs to idiot proof some more.

If you know what I mean....

Packer · October 15, 2007, 08:05:25 AM

I'm going to forget you're brains out, If you know what I mean.
I'm going to forget you're brains out.

MrPickle · October 15, 2007, 10:00:00 AM

This thread is so fluffing crap that I think I'll rape you.

Bushido · October 15, 2007, 10:04:34 AM

I'm actually pretty sure it's less insulting due to the cookie monster's appearance. He seems to be laughing.
So, he laughs, we feel good. Unless you're sadistic, wheras he looks like he's being strangled by a monkey.

So, he dies, sadistic folk feel good.

��{ Awoken } · October 15, 2007, 12:45:01 PM

Panda'n burn in hell, friend donkey ice cream.

[Edit] - Doesn't work...

GingerJoe · October 15, 2007, 02:33:13 PM

Shi.t.

Trader · October 15, 2007, 02:38:47 PM

Lol, I think I've got the hang of it. Lemme try...

Bushido sucks at modeling...if you know what I mean.

|Shadow · October 15, 2007, 02:42:13 PM

You stupid jew, If you know what I mean

=D

Bushido · October 15, 2007, 03:11:00 PM

Well that was mean.