Author Topic: How do you eat your gummy bears?  (Read 3684 times)

Sometimes I take two of them and mix up the flavor.
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I like their deaths slow and painful.

Just swishing them around in my acidic mouth.

Letting them melt away as I laugh to myself.




Oh, how I love the little wallets they turn into.

I rarely have any gummies

:c

i eat the limbs off first, except the head, then i nibble at the torso.



I slowly bite their legs off and pretend to hear them scream in pain, so i tell one of them to kill another or they die and i watch them kill eachother, but I don't spare the lives of the bears that made the decision, instead, I bite their legs off and then feed it to the other gummy bears, soon their is but one gummy bear left that is not maimed, I stuff them in a pile of maimed gummy bears so I can pretend that it's suffocating, then i laugh and eat them one by one while playing a track on my computer of a bunch of children crying.


I slowly bite their legs off and pretend to hear them scream in pain, so i tell one of them to kill another or they die and i watch them kill eachother, but I don't spare the lives of the bears that made the decision, instead, I bite their legs off and then feed it to the other gummy bears, soon their is but one gummy bear left that is not maimed, I stuff them in a pile of maimed gummy bears so I can pretend that it's suffocating, then i laugh and eat them one by one while playing a track on my computer of a bunch of children crying.

What.

Rip them in half with my teeth, eat the bottom half, and watch the top half.



Then eat that part later.

i put it in my mouth
close my mouth
swish it around
and chew it with my teeth
then after i'm done
i swallow the gummy

pretty complicated way to eat a gummy bear

Why are German strawberry flavored ones red?

in Germany right now and this isn't true
they have two shades of red AND green.

I twist their head, nose, eyes, limbs, and ears off, then I eat them


in Germany right now and this isn't true
they have two shades of red AND green.

Well that for sure is odd.