Do humans bite? (Human grooming/pet care thread)

[Tayasaurus]

Hello I'm Zeep, From Blorg. I was looking to invest in a pet human. And I'm just curious if humans are bitey bitey. And are they venomous?

[Ad Bot]

[Sentry]

Only some bite, Like BubbaGum or Cool Boi.

[carolcat]

they aren't venomous but make sure you get one that isn't aggressive
some might bite or attack you when they're aggravated
i've had many a subject attempt to bite me, thankfully my metal plating protected me. their teeth won't do much damage anyways, so you don't really need to worry if your organic flesh is tough enough.

[Tayasaurus]

I'm also worried about carrier concerns. Are they clever enough to undo a safety lock on the cage doors?

[fawkes..]

Some will be able to undo a lock so you should be wary about that. The average one will try it for about 3 minutes before giving up hope of escape.

[Not Tompson]

I'm also worried about carrier concerns. Are they clever enough to undo a safety lock on the cage doors?

Not at all. Their sentience is questionable in the first place.

[Tomcat]

Some humans have robotic augmentations. Also androids suck.

[Tayasaurus]

Would a male or female make a preferably pet?

[Tomcat]

Would a male or female make a preferably pet?

Male. Remember to castrate it though.

[Cool Boi]

Only some bite, Like BubbaGum or Cool Boi.

This is true

[Mr. Jelly]

Male

females bleed every month or so for some reason

[e-maxx]

Male. Remember to castrate it though.

if you don't do this the male will endlessly wander looking for females to reproduce with

[Mr. Jelly]

if you don't do this the male will endlessly wander looking for females to reproduce with

However, some males exhibit homoloveuality, so...

[Tayasaurus]

I'm sure that messes can be dealt with. Do females tend to be more docile?

[Tomcat]

Be careful. Some actually *might* have novice combat capabilities. They may prick you with their claws. Remember to disinfect the scratches.