Author Topic: Do humans bite? (Human grooming/pet care thread)  (Read 5608 times)

Shut up android. A primitive nuclear bomb could wipe you out.
Androids have feelings, you know. :(

Androids should stop arguing in my thread about pets.

What is the purpose of their teeth then if they use sticks for combat? I'm going to see if they can eat Glorp Kibble. Its recommended for most pets.
My cousin tried using Glorp Kibble with humans when he was in the Alpha Quadrant. They blew up like a balloon and died- well, exploded, in a day. Try using Viper Meat from your local Recreation Sector. Easy to find, and nourishing to the human. For room space, try creating a makeshift landmass from a small fish tank. Plenty of space, and you can add items. Add a bit of water to make a small lake, but make sure they can swim first. They cannot breathe the mix of Hydrogen and Oxygen, but they can traverse rather quickly if trained.

Beware that the humans also have an organ in them that is filled with acid. It is possible that your human could spit some of this acid at you if it has the right conditions. Unless you have some sort of sealant, acids are highly corrosive to pretty much all metals.

My cousin tried using Glorp Kibble with humans when he was in the Alpha Quadrant. They blew up like a balloon and died- well, exploded, in a day. Try using Viper Meat from your local Recreation Sector. Easy to find, and nourishing to the human. For room space, try creating a makeshift landmass from a small fish tank. Plenty of space, and you can add items. Add a bit of water to make a small lake, but make sure they can swim first. They cannot breathe the mix of Hydrogen and Oxygen, but they can traverse rather quickly if trained.
please go on this is amazingly interesting

Make sure to protect yourself from paradox's

Only some bite, Like BubbaGum or Cool Boi.
what's the meanin of this

Well do you like to night bubba? its ok if you do I don't mind

When I saw this thread first think I thought was TeslaCoil.

When I saw this thread first think I thought was TeslaCoil.
because they are the same person you silly
Well do you like to night bubba? its ok if you do I don't mind
i love to night

If you look at the op it is not androids.

Its blorg (borg)

When I saw this thread first think I thought was TeslaCoil.
Well it is TeslaCoil

Also I settled on a well fed male/female hybrid. Its going to cost me most of my months pay but I'll think it will be worth it!

Why did you pick the Hybrids? They are messy. They are the combination of the worst traits of each gender.

Should have just gone with the Male.

Why did you pick the Hybrids? They are messy. They are the combination of the worst traits of each gender.
They were cute looking. also i figured maybe they could self mate :o

maybe they could self mate :o
Nope, You need both a male and female apart for that.