Do humans bite? (Human grooming/pet care thread)

[Mr. Jelly]

What are baby humans called?

Babies

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

Babies

That doesn't make sense.

[GhostStar]

they are called piglets

[Tayasaurus]

Wrong. Blorg pet dictionary classifies them as "Nuggets" by name.

[Nonnel]

Wrong. Blorg pet dictionary classifies them as "Nuggets" by name.

That sounds right.

Be aware that nuggets are more likely to bite than full grown humans.

[Tayasaurus]

That sounds right.

Be aware that nuggets are more likely to bite than full grown humans.

Well obviously because they're looking to suckle. I think I'll adopt a young adult/adult

[GhostStar]

no i googled it and it says that babie humans are called Nonnelets

[nienhaus1]

Well obviously because they're looking to suckle. I think I'll adopt a young adult/adult

You can always just come pick me up, I'm free of charge.
Edit: Also there called Infants.

[Mr. Jelly]

No I think they're called children

[Tayasaurus]

You can always just come pick me up, I'm free of charge.
Edit: Also there called Infants.

No

They are called Nuggets

[Niff]

Humans will bite and fight when provoked

And if they don't like you.

Some are venomous

[auzman466]

mhmm, sure. pet care.
and what tests do you intend to perform on these humans? pfft i'm not with the government

[Tayasaurus]

mhmm, sure. pet care.
and what tests do you intend to perform on these humans? pfft i'm not with the government

maybe with particular foods to check and see which ones are most nutritious for them to eat.

[Mardalf]

They dislike eyes, so it's a good idea to take them out at an early age.

Holy No! dont listen to this guy I like my eyes and will bite like hell if you try taking the out I mean seriously what the hell?

[Tayasaurus]

Holy No! dont listen to this guy I like my eyes and will bite like hell if you try taking the out I mean seriously what the hell?

You must be one of those "skinnys". That annoying community that likes to pretend to be humans and other bizarre creatures.