How will you give your kids the love talk?

[Flamecannon]

were you watching the colbert report they had a topic on this

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[Tayasaurus]

"Well you see, dear. Boys like yourself are blessed with backwards tails, while girls are blessed with bloody axe wounds."

[Tetris]

just leave it to whatever forgeted up school system they will have then

[bejacks]

Frank language?

You mean?: "NNNNNNNNNNYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSS! FUK TEH PUSSEH"

[Torin0101]

I know by the time I should they would have already been addicted to research so its useless they'd know how stuff works and why.

[Pacha-]

I don't want kids.

[TheKid]

demonstrate with them as an example

[Steve5452]

demonstrate with them as an example

This is how I will teach my daughter.

[Bisjac]

by time they are of age to even be wondering, they would already be learning it from the internet/school/friends anyways.

basically, kids dont ask. and if you feel you have to tell them, they arent as innocent as you must think, shame on you for being so naive.

[ßlöükfáce]

Say the word "love" and walk away

[Kimon]

With TV and school talking about this, it's basically unnecessary. I found out when i was like 8 for forgets sake.

[bejacks]

I just heard the word "research" while watching Family Guy when I was like 10 or 8 and decided to see what it was.

The same thing will happen to my kids I suppose.

[Frontrox]

Ill tell em that they're at that age, and if they have any questions they can ask me.

[Decepticon]

put the peanut in the peanut hole

[hodototman]

I know this'd be really creepy but i'd probably write in a webjournal from the age of 13 and see how immature I was, look at back at it when i have kids and try to relate with them, and I'd try to tell them in the most "you're an awesome dad" way as possible.

Basically I'd curse a lot and show them research. That's how they learned it anyway.

Ill tell em that they're at that age, and if they have any questions they can ask me.

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