Original Jokes Thread

[Artificial Blocko]

Not sure how far this is gonna go, but post jokes you thought of yourself.
Lesgo

Problem with liking an Asian girl: sometimes you talk to the wrong one.

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[TheKhoz]

Most of the time, if a joke is original, that means it isn't funny enough to have been thought of by anyone else.

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why's darth sidious called darth sidious???

(hold for suspense)

because he's so hideous!!!!!!!

(hold for laughter and applause)

[Ragequit]

nok nok
hoose their
ur mom LOLE

[EazyE]

What would it take to re-unite the Beatles?
Three more bullets.

[weaver123]

Why did the monkey fall from the tree?

He died.

[Nonnel]

What would it take to re-unite the Beatles?
Three more bullets.

um
only two of them are alive

[EazyE]

um
only two of them are alive

its a joke

What was Lennon's last hit?

the pavement

[Zay]

This one's pretty bad but whatever. Here goes.

Ask me if I'm a tree.

"Are you a tree?"

No, I'm not.

YEAHHH ITS BAD.

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its a joke

wot

[zackin5]

What would it take to re-unite the Beatles?
Three more bullets.

But there are only two alive?

fff ninja'd

[Ragequit]

Why is the sun gone at night?


mondays

[EazyE]

But there are only two alive?

fff ninja'd

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not exactly original but i found this hilarious

Pick a number between 1 and 9
Then x3
Then +3
Then x3 again.
You'll get a 2 digit number.
Add the two digits together to find the person you most aspire to be like.

1. Muhammed Ali
2. Alan Shearer
3. Bob Marley
4. Winston Churchill
5. Elvis Presley
6. Pele
7. John Lennon
8. Bobby Moore
9. Gary Glitter Marilyn Manson

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am i missing something here

[Kaphonaits²]

snip

9

forget