"nobody... nobody put me anywhere."
Old William could not find a place to put himself, so he ended up feeling quite sad.
Sad enough that he would kill himself if he could.
But he ran out of Viagra (which he used for his snake malfunctions) and he didn't have any things to die with.
So Old William resorted to being a beggar.
"Sir, can I interest you in a --"
"I'M loving HOMELESS GIVE ME MONEY OR PUT ME IN THE BANDWAGON"
"uh..."