Talk about life like it's a game.

[EazyE]

ctrl + k noob. dont worry you'll respawn l0l

on jasas crp i cnt ctrl k i have a bounty but i dont want to i like this server and i have a lot of good stuff on me

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

Hey guys I found a secret, if you go into the woods at night, there is a 0.01% chance of a file called Render.zip being mentioned in the console, but idk what it does yet.

[Dnitro]

guys my local server is having its annual summer fair event, its pretty rad. anyone wanna party up and have some fun?

[AromaniaFTW]

Hey guys I found a secret, if you go into the woods at night, there is a 0.01% chance of a file called Render.zip being mentioned in the console, but idk what it does yet.

it's just a fanmade minigame made to lure cigarettes
cigarette

[kidplasma]

I remember when in my server, they accidentally added zombies. The moderator had to patch it up.

[Qwepir]

I can't relate to any of these NPCs.

[Boston Terrier]

How are level 0 players spawned?

[TheKid]

So guys, I found this code for a game called "Real Life". Anyone know what it is?

[lolz??]

How are level 0 players spawned?

you have to get a mate then you give them the holy chocolate milkshake and tell them to drink it,
once they drink it, the moderator will punish them for drinking the holy milkshake;
as a result, your mate will get their privates almost ripped in half, it will also spawn a level 0 player

So guys, I found this code for a game called "Real Life"

fake and gay

[Tetris]

I can't find any god damned quests to make money

[otto-san]

I can't find any god damned quests to make money

Press the action key near a computer and do a search. It's a broken system, but it's here, so why not?

[Ragequit]

There's this server called "Gritty Grapnels' school RP", I heard everyone who was on that server game crashed.

they all got perma banned
must suck

[Tetris]

Press the action key near a computer and do a search. It's a broken system, but it's here, so why not?

Okay so apparently I don't have enough EXP points for most of them?

[BassCrossMegaman1]

The 9 month download is way too loving long.
Amazing graphics, but the "School" server is an absolute clusterforget.

[Ragequit]

I can't wait until I reach level 16, because in my server level 16 is when the admins let you drive without breaking server rules.