Author Topic: My dad can't find his car keys  (Read 2583 times)

Once my parents get up. they'll be like "Hey did you find the keys when we were asleep?" and bug me about it all day
He lost his keys yesterday and we've been tearing up the house to find it. And we still haven't found it.

Help. I want to escape. I AM DOOMED.

give me your address i'll help you find em.



Well then I guess you're going to have to make sure they don't wake up

Well then I guess you're going to have to make sure they don't wake up

Zloff your avatar made this quote a whole lot better

like a whole lot, maybe even two whole lots.


did you try calling to them


Threaten the gnomes who stole them.

Your life has been a whole lie until now...
YOU ARE THE car KEY!!!111

But really, look EVERYWHERE. Maybe it slipped in a couch or chair or something. Or under it.

If the car's at home, then I'm guessing the keys are somewhere around your house.

He probably left them in his pocket.


look ontop of everything that you cant see the top of. if they arnt there then they fell out of your dads pocket when he wasnt in the house