So Windows 8.1 is thrice as big as Linux, but atleast for me Windows 8.1 is alot stufftier, and has no visual effects excluding that stuffty minimize/unminimize where Linux has
20+ animations for window close/open/minimize/unminimize+ where Windows 8.1 has only
two.Also Linux is atleast three loving times as fastaand can Windows do this?

Or even this?

Hint: It can't
Here's the size of them both
Linux ubuntu: [ubuntu is actually quite large] [Rozmiar translates to Size]

Windows 8.1:

So...
WINDOWS
forget YOU!