Author Topic: i have a totally awful fear of staying home alone for previously held purposes  (Read 2379 times)

jesus christ your such a pusillanimous individual
you can't even loving stay home alone and you're afraid of loving lit matches
lol everyday i come home from school i am alone at home until 6


My parents force me to stay home with them and take me anywhere they go.

One half is for my protection, the other half is the usual wife paranoia.

I have a fantasy that someone will break into my home when I am alone and attack me.

They would regret it as I chop them limb by limb.

Just remember that the life size clown statue has always been there, no need to worry its not going to kill you, it's just a statue
Damn you, you just reminded me of this..
let the nightmares and paranoia commence..

home alone recipe:

invite friends* over
play vidya
???
profit



*friends not included

I have a fantasy that someone will break into my home when I am alone and attack me.

They would regret it as I chop them limb by limb.
I always imagined just grabbing a screw driver and then stabbing them and falling off the porch while choking them.

In reality I'd be stabbed and robbed.

When I'm home alone I'm afraid I'll choke on something and no one will be around to save me.

When I'm home alone I'm afraid I'll choke on something and no one will be around to save me.
Learn how to control your throat muscles so you can push food back up.

i don't think i've ever been afraid of being home alone but i've taken to investigating noises i haven't heard before with a pipe

not like a weapon, but in case it's something that's ajar or it's a forgetin bug or something i can just smack it with the pipe instead of having to get my hands dirty, go ALL the way to the bathroom, THEN continue doing what i was doing



though that said if it's like, a burglar, i could probably crack him over the head with it, run off, get a BETTER weapon (or just call the cops) and then come back

i don't think i've ever been afraid of being home alone but i've taken to investigating noises i haven't heard before with a pipe

not like a weapon, but in case it's something that's ajar or it's a forgetin bug or something i can just smack it with the pipe instead of having to get my hands dirty, go ALL the way to the bathroom, THEN continue doing what i was doing



though that said if it's like, a burglar, i could probably crack him over the head with it, run off, get a BETTER weapon (or just call the cops) and then come back
Beat guy with weapon then call cops, unless you call the cops then beat him. In that case you better tell them to hurry up and get to your house.

Make a sandwich, and play video games.
Lock whatever scares you, like the basement door, the front door, or something.
Put on headphones so sudden noises wont scare you.
Keep yourself occupied.
Try to keep your mind off of the silence.
Turn on the television.
Put on lights in dark places.
There are my tips.