Wish granted, but... V2

[RamRamRamRam]

Granted but you're too stupid to stop

I wish I had a super quad gtx 98822545 gpu

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

Granted but it murders you

I wish for Primal Carnage on Steam

[Stunty]

Granted but it murders you

I want peace in the world a dinner blaster.

[Slammer1337]

Granted, but it's after dinner time.

I wish for two wishes instead of one.

[Lego lad]

Granted, but it's after dinner time.

I wish for two wishes instead of one.

Granted, but it caused a tear in the fabric of time and killed everyone

I wish stunty gave me a "Granted, but..."
:C

[Stunty]

Granted, but it caused a tear in the fabric of time and killed everyone

I wish stunty gave me a "Granted, but..."
:C

granted but i am batman impersonating stunty.

[Redconer]

That person didn't say anything, ignoring above post

Granted, but he forgot to make a wish

I wish I was more of a gun

[EazyE]

granted but you dont shoot

i wish i didnt have the biggest richard on earth

[Nonnel]

you already don't

I wish Spongebob was back on Netflix.

[BlueCacti]

they put it back on but its all in german

i wish for a cloning machine

[Daswiruch]

wish granted, but it's the size of an ant

i wish below person was dead

[hankyje]

Wish granted, but my decaying body creates a new disease and begins a zombie apocalypse

I wish my gamepad worked

[Lego lad]

Granted, but you're already dead

I wish I wasn't a zombie.

[Kimon]

Granted but then you die because your body died when you became a zombie

I wish to blow up! I mean like get big

[King of the Bill]

Granted but then you die because your body died when you became a zombie

I wish to blow up! I mean like get big

Granted but then I mess it up somehow because I can't watch that video from this 3ds.

I wish I could visit the worlds in my current imagination (with the consistency of day-to-day life in real life) whenever I was asleep, and wake up fine as if it had been an ordinary sleep for all intents and purposes except I would remember it as well as I remember everything else, with no decline in my state of imagination, sanity, memory, or brainpower.