Author Topic: I got robbed today  (Read 17329 times)

lol no. most street fights are lost by people because theyre slow as stuff and dont see a punch coming fast enough
good job having more speed and agility than strength to throw a decent punch. it's next to impossible to block a sucker punch because you never see it coming, no matter how fast you are. what matters is if you can survive the first punch.

Go dark rp on his ass

"You have 10 seconds to step away/stop annoying me or you will regret it"

then if he doesnt stop, pull a magnum out

how about skill and technique
learn2mma guys

It's possible that Tyrone's friend could just have watched you know, rather than intervened.

What OP did was sensible.
self defense is still important, because what if they just decided to beat the stuff out of him anyways?

also guys shut the forget up guys you don't know anything about fighting

Tell them brothers this is YOUR hood.

You should have kneed them in the balls and ran away.

Except I can guarantee pretty much nobody on this forum can take on two men at once.

What is the point anyway? Even if you could take them on, what happens when one pulls a knife or a gun and shoots you in the dome? Then you're down an IPod and your life, good job Jackie Chan.

Everybody browsing this topic saying that he should've fought him would've gotten forgeted up if they were in that situation. Quit trying to be macho on an internet forum, everybody knows you'd bitch out and hand him the IPod, and if you did anything else, you're taking your life in your hands for a material thing, and therefore an idiot. What OP did was sensible.

not gonna let some dumb ape take my ipod and intimidate me like that, even if they do end up kicking my starfish i will put up a fight. and if someone pulls a knife or gun on me then id be smart and run. not stick around giving them my ipod or fighting them.

You should have kneed them in the balls and ran away.

"Little boy I have pain tolerance in my nuts"

This is why I carry knives.

Good ol' Tyrone would have a big problem with me..

how about skill and technique
learn2mma guys

It's possible that Tyrone's friend could just have watched you know, rather than intervened.

Yes, the guy just watched, he didn't even do anything. In fact afterwards he gave me a high five and told me he didn't know what his problem was. I knew it was bullstuff though, because if he didn't want him to take it from me, he should've stopped him.

how about skill and technique
learn2mma guys

It's possible that Tyrone's friend could just have watched you know, rather than intervened.
and it's also possible that tyrone's friend stabs him 18 times

self defense is still important, because what if they just decided to beat the stuff out of him anyways?
Obviously the best tactic is to not get into the situation in the first place. If that happens, then that's just stuffty luck, but just giving into the demands has the best chance of you not getting killed.

not gonna let some dumb ape take my ipod and intimidate me like that, even if they do end up kicking my starfish i will put up a fight. and if someone pulls a knife or gun on me then id be smart and run. not stick around giving them my ipod or fighting them.
"not gonna let some dumb ape take my ipod and intimidate me like that"

Yeah that's good and all if this is in your high school's cafeteria, OP was being robbed. You have literally no idea what is going to happen. I really don't know what you're trying to prove right now. Right now all im convinced is that if you got into a robbery situation you'd probably throw a punch, miss, get stabbed and die a moron.

good job having more speed and agility than strength to throw a decent punch. it's next to impossible to block a sucker punch because you never see it coming, no matter how fast you are. what matters is if you can survive the first punch.
As long as you know simple rules of fighting and they don't try to double team you than you can get them.

Never turn your back, they'll try to turn you around without a doubt.
Try to get them on the ground, beat the living stuff out them
Cause as much damage as you can, they'll know that you mean business
More blood the better c:

If you really want to make them learn than break their hands and nose.
It'll render their arms mostly useless and their eyes will black and probably swell making it so they can't see.


Right now all im convinced is that if you got into a robbery situation you'd probably throw a punch, miss, get stabbed and die a moron.

lol wasnt i clear that if there is a weapon present id run?
why do you always assume they have a weapon though? big dumb bitch Tyrone here didnt and still took his ipod like a dumb ape.

I keep a knife with me at all times, but I'd much prefer to run away. I've gotten into three fights, and I've never had to pull a weapon, partly because I'm a competent martial artist, and partly because I know when to run the forget away.

All of that "honor in combat" stuff is bullstuff. If someone is beating you in a fight, run away.

not gonna let some dumb ape take my ipod and intimidate me like that, even if they do end up kicking my starfish i will put up a fight. and if someone pulls a knife or gun on me then id be smart and run. not stick around giving them my ipod or fighting them.
You'd fight them and either get your ass whooped and get your iPod taken regardless or get a weapon pulled on you and wouldn't move a muscle. There are so many different ways that this would turn out and most of them would be in the robber's favor.

He was smart for doing what he did because it guaranteed him his life.