Swanaphobia

[Johnny Blockhead]

Hi, I am really afraid of swans.
They are so creepy.
Today I took these pictures of the savage beasts at my local lake.
I think this one was thinking about killing me.

Then, I walked away from it slowly and then it almost tried to kill me with its ridiculously long neck.

I think it got really mad then called the swan arm-

OH NO THEY ARE CHASING AFTER ME TRYING TO KILL ME
SOME ONE CALL THE POLICE
AGHH THE PAIN AND SUFFERING
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MR. SWAN

[Ad Bot]

[NalNalas]

...are you seirous

[Johnny Blockhead]

YES
I THINK ONE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE LORD TONY
PLEASE HELP ME

[KoopaScooper]

what immediately came to mind after reading the title

[otto-san]

stop drop and chuck a rock

[Toothed Deer]

Swans are so beautiful.

[Im_AFK]

his dance moves leave death in quakes

[Johnny Blockhead]

I'M TRYING TO CLIMB A BUILDING
APPARENTLY THE LORD TONY ONE HAS MAGIC AND MADE ALL THE OTHER SWANEVEILTHINGS FLY TOO

[Decepticon]

his dance moves leave death in quakes

he's a duck


IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S HOLDING A GUN UNDERWATER
also i like swans
they look pretty

[Johnny Blockhead]

WHAT DO I DO
THEY REFLECT ROCKS

[Deve111²]

what immediately came to mind after reading the title

swanna <3

[BubbaGum]

no hes a goose

[Linkusofepica]

CALL MY UNCLE! HE HAS A GUN!

[Johnny Blockhead]

I FOUND A PEAR.
SHOULD I THROW IT AT THE EVIL LORD TONY DUCK OR THROW IT TO THE SIDE SO THEY GET DISTRACTED?

[Im_AFK]

DEAR GOD NPO1 CAN SAVE US NOW

HEIL SWATAN